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Splitter

The act of Splittering is to litter from one's car. Found to be most hysterical when staying up all night, going to McDonald's, and littering "Splittering" their food. Thus, this act becomes "McSplittering" Also, may be used as a noun.
Negating - "Bitch I ain't split shit!"
Concerned assertation - "Dude, the cops are coming! splitter that chronic out of the window!"
Noun - "Look at all that splitter."
by RickaySpar December 15, 2008
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taco sprinter

a fast running mexican waiter. often severing up food, drinks, refills or running to show how fast you have to run to get across the border.
HOLY CRAP!!! Did you see that taco sprinter ?!?!? He was like a bullet.
by more salsa April 19, 2006
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shit splitters

When she pulled her pants off she revealed these super sexy red lace shit splitters!
by dennob June 27, 2009
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Log Splitter

Inserting your index finger into your rectal cavity while forcing a bowel movement
I gave her the log splitter, now my finger stinks
by dolphy93 November 5, 2014
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dick splitter

n. A female who likes to cut a man's penis straight down the middle with dull scissors and then anally fuck herself with the finished produce.
I had to go to the hospital because that dumb "dick splitter" last night.
by Griffindylorkinhaphen March 9, 2014
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Splintercellulitis

An acute infection of the skin, usually caused by gripping the controller too much, due to the classic game, Splinter Cell by Tom Clancy.
Dude 1: "Ever heard of Splinter Cell?"
Dude 2: "Dude, I play it so much, I have Splintercellulitis on my hands!"
by Matazaron November 11, 2007
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wigg spliter

A shot to the head. A bullet that goes through your head.
Imma hit you with a wigg spliter in halo 3
by Eazymelow April 6, 2009
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