Spawniversary

1. The celebration of your spawning
2. The celebration of the realization of your corporeal existence (see also: Corporealization Day)
3. Birthday

"HAPPY SPAWNIVERSARY, BRO! I got you a case of Laphroig 21."
"Holy ferkin' snit! That must have cost a fortune!“
“It's all good, I have a grove of money trees, and no kids."

by GuanPi6'r March 25, 2020

Spawny

to be a lucky sod of the highest order.

Joe W was spawny as hell on 7th Aug 2020

by dextersminion August 7, 2020

spawn balls (only for you)

basically spawning balls in a game called slenderman teletubbies. there once was a hacker sharing their screen in a vc when skwanky (me) joined it and saw the hackers's menu so i quickly took a screenshot and shared it with the mods. after that, i sent it in the main zeoworks discord server and some guy called hanez made a quick meme out of it, but then another guy came and fused it with the femboy hooters meme. that guy is called adal, and btw adal, stop claiming it as yours or else, i do sex with you. and this is the origins of the spawn balls only for you meme.

guy1: hey man, wanna play slendytubbies?
guy2: oh? so you want me to spawn balls (only for you) ?
guy1: YES

by spawn balls (only for you) September 11, 2020

spawnzy

A male who ls a bottom, Likes to take meat in the booty, kind of fruity...

He mostly is a annoying White or Asian male.

Brad: "Chad you acting like a real Spawnzy right now..."
Chad: "Oh sorry Daddy"

by Crackbaby94 November 20, 2020

splank job

Making a huge mess with a bodily fluid (semen, bloody diarrhea, concentrated urine) during sex.

Yea man. It took the bitch an hour to clean up that splank job I gave her last night.

by Father Kane December 24, 2020

Splangent

Extremely good; outstanding.

"That dinner was totally splangent!"

by Kozzmeaux January 1, 2021

spawnsor

An individual or organization dat contributes funds for research/activities regarding egg-laying creatures.

Bears would not likely be very reliable/legitimate spawnsors regarding research of da salmon-run, since they would likely just EAT said tasty vulnerables rather than actually being interested in da study of them. :P

by QuacksO February 1, 2021