Shit Spinner

A slow mechanical hard drive someone's operating system is installed onto.

I have a fast computer with an SSD, I see your slow computer is still using a shit spinner.

by warwagon1979 February 17, 2022

Sperm Spinner

Someone who tends to share their semen with multiple partners and spreading STDS and birthing ugly children, coming in two forms, chav spank lubber and southern rubbners.

Tyrone: he fucked my daughter! That fucking sperm spinner!
John: what type was he mah niggah?
Tyrone: one of them cracker chav spank lubber kinds!
John: let's kill thAt fool tam!

by John Sam June 28, 2015

fidget spinner

A toy that teens use either to be part of a trend(*cough!* fad!), to make themselves look cooler, or a chance to use something remotely close to a Beyblade they could never own as a child.

Carl: Hey, Drew! Guess what I bought!
Drew: Hmmm... McDonald's?
Carl: NeeeOPE! A fidget spinner!
Drew: ...Are... are we still friends?

by Smith dux Wurd June 5, 2017

Fidget Spinner

A hand toy for retards and millennials.

Hunter, Scout, and Ryder are all playing with their fidget spinners. Here comes Braylen, he has one too!

by Uptheshambles April 18, 2018

salad spinner

A 2020's United States democrat that keeps their team alarmed & angry thru the continuous serving of fake narratives.

I'm still dizzy from this salad spinner's propaganda these last 2 years on gender, the police, and ethnicity. Hysteria is now the norm -- I guess this is what the progressives mean by the "new normal."

by Mess E. Jessie April 28, 2021

Fidget spinner

The physical form of autism which is very fatal to the people/person touching the item

Normie: Does my fidget spinner look nice ?

Random kid: doEs mY fiDget spinNer loOk niCe?

by FannypackGod June 15, 2017

fidget spinner

The top 1 trend in 2017.

My fidget spinner spins a lot.

by a pomarainian May 28, 2017