Wipe the snow off your skates

To ejaculate during or after a sexual encounter.

Hey Eric, i saw you went home with that girl.... Did you wipe the snow off your skates or what?

by Chris A. H. November 28, 2006

Statesvegas

an alternative name for Statesville, NC commonly used among teens and youth workers; interchangeable with the word 'Statesville' in normal, everyday conversation or on the internet on numerous social networking sites.

-Hey! Where do you live?
~In Statesvegas! You?
-Wow, I wish my town had a name that cool...

Post: Finally home in the lovely Statesvegas!

by beary........ January 11, 2011

United States of America

A country that got big from stealing land and participating in wars that they have nothing to do with. Country that loves to hate, mostly made up of pretentious cunts that are depressed and are 5 seconds away from shooting up a school church, or your local walmart. It Uses A name of a whole continent to describe itself. takes what it wants. love to brag about artists and important figures that are originally not even American. oh and i almost forgot, they also love to practically trap their natives in "Reservation camps" until they kill themselves. horrendous Amalgamation of other countries that maybe could respect others a bit better.

American: Hey, man, The United States of America is the greatest. we have the best army , the best government, and the best actors/Important figures Any other Reasonable Human Being: wait, so you prefer a hegemony that wont work over feeding, housing, and educating your own country for about 1/3 of the budget for the army? By the Best government do you mean a president whose job before the campaign was to be daddy's personal stripper? Or do you mean the fact that a Wyomingites vote is worth more than a californian's? or that your shithole state doesnt matter for the elections and so does your vote? or finally that winning is not determined by popular vote (no, that's too hard) but by points according to the popular vote by state? Your government is great at one thing and one thing only, lying and brainwashing. did he bring your jobs back? no he never will. did he build a wall? no he didn't. By actors and Important figures do you mean Bruce Lee, Guillermo Del Toro, Jackie Chan, Diego Luna, Avicci, Tiesto, 6IX9INE, lil Xan, lil Peep and that's just scratching the surface. also, in the sports that no other country really cares that much about like Basketball and American Football the majority of the players are of the ethnicities that you hate so much, yet you love the sports. just accept that your country is entirely made up of immigrants from all over the world. Being a Patriot in USA should be more like also praising the countries that made it.

by yungboi69 May 28, 2018

Bitch of Spades

The Queen of Spades in the card game Hearts. So named because it is the highest valued card (13 points) in a game where you are aiming for the lowest possible score.

Oh fuck, I got the Bitch of Spades!

by thedoman October 28, 2010

United States

The greatest fucking country on the planet. They, with some untrained, unorganized backwoods militiamen defeated one of the largest military powers in the world in the name of freedom. NBD.

The United States basically kicks every other countries' ass. If you don't like it then GTFO

Man this Nazi-esque barbaric country sucks. I wish I could have freedom and live in a kickass country like The United States!

by Unitedztatezofamerikaniqua July 15, 2011

spades

lots of

"he's got sex appeal in spades"

by KerrAvon October 10, 2003

race of spades

the very card that Omarosa loved to play in The Apprentice.

also used by people of virtually every race, even the Caucasians.

Asian: I can't get to the line first?
White: No dude, I was here before you.
Asian: Man, stop bein' all racist, man.
White: Well stop playing the race of spades on me.

by KRHimself September 2, 2004