Slarm

To ride a walrus into battle, while screaming profanity.

General George McClellan is famous for telling President Abraham Lincoln "You may find those who will go faster than I, Mr. President, but it is very doubtful if you will find many who will do it on a walrus." As a result, President Lincoln formed what is informally known as, the "Flipper Front," a small entourage of men who slarmed into several battles along the coast, and eventually took victory for the North in the Civil War.

by General George McClellan April 24, 2014

loser on salary

any manager or assistant manager

by Anonymous November 3, 2003

SlarveMyDode

Suck My Dick

"hey Suzie Slut Slarve my Dode Beeyotch"

by Benny March 17, 2004

Shlart

Laughing hard enough that you fart (lart, definition 3), only to discover that it was a shart.

"Um, holy shit, I just shlarted. I feel so gross... and that joke wasn't even that funny."

by ZombieShotgun October 14, 2009

Slarf

A word used to describe a sluty, easy woman. Similar to skeezer and can be used interchangeably.

That girl Bri is such a slarf.

by BirdtownSlang August 30, 2013

Dode Slarved

The act of getting your dick sucked very hard and with much saliva. It originated from the FunnyorDie iPad parody video actor Adam Scott.

"...send and receive emails; all while getting my dode slarved."-Adam Scott.

by OneCheekyBastard June 14, 2011

slare

The rarest form of ginger containing a soul, yet lacking pants. This form of ginger frequently runs rabid through heavily populated areas half commando. These gingers strongly resent pants for their imprisonment of body parts.

I was in the city last night and I think I saw a Slare. It was running around without pants giving candy to children. It caught my eye because its hair seemed to be alight.

by ToshDanielDanielTosh.0 June 19, 2011