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Soviet Doorstop

1. When your saluting sergent gets slammed into a door.

2. The act of injuring someone with something on hinges. Ex: Slamming a door into someone, smashing someone's face with a trash-can lid on hinges, etc.
1.
Guy: I woke up hungover and fucking got Soviet Doorstopped by my garage door.

2.
Guy #1: That prude bitch wouldn't give me head.
Guy #2: Oh that sucks ass, dude.
Guy #1: Then she fucking told me to shut off Zeppelin and drive her home!
Guy #2: Hah, what did you do?
Guy #1: I left Led Zeppelin on, and when I dropped her off at her house, I gave her a swift Soviet Doorstop with my car door.
by Clifford B. April 7, 2005
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the society to bring back your mom jokes

a society of people who wish to bring back the classic "your mom" jokes
person 1:so i was up late last night doing homework.
person 2:thats funny because i was up late last night doing your mom!!!

person 7:dude i think i got an std last night.
person 2:who were you doing ... your mom?!
person 8:oooo sick burn!!!

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by SchnauzerDouser October 17, 2007
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Society Zombie

1.) A person whom follows the actions of day to day society with no regard for himself or anyone else in their life.

2.) Someone that has no interest in bettering themselves.

3.) A follower.
Kevin never takes initiative to do anything over and above. He's such a Society Zombie!
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Soviet prussia

Another name for east germany during the cold war not to be confused with soviet russia
In soviet prussia you do not ride bikes,bikes ride YOU!
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soviet america

A soviet version of america where hot dogs eat you.
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Sohiela

A wonderful and playful soul. Sohiela is full of natural beauty. Sohiela has a bigger boy-side than most girls. but she can be just as girly. she is a really great artist and fun to hang out with. any boy would enjoy being her boyfriend. she is mostly skinny for the first 15 years of her life but soon she will have booty and hips. she is a great singer and dancer and is full of talents!!!!
Boy 1: who is that beatiful girl over there
boy 2: thats sohiela!!!
boy 1:is she single
boy 2: NOPE!!!!
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