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soft thug

a man who will be down to kill for you, but never lay a hand on you. a man who will come home in a bloody shirt, shower, lay you down, and cuddle until the sun comes up.
I need myself a soft thug.
by xxxochitl May 20, 2016
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soft vegan

When portray yourself vegan for social media likes but eat like shit off camera.
"I saw Patsy eating chicken yesterday, isn't she vegan?"
"No, she's a soft vegan - if she's not taking a picture it doesn't count"
by 2vegan4u May 13, 2016
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Soft Mookie

One who is squishy; flabby; pudding like; resembles a flat blobby substance
"Yo, that kid is so bad at basketball!"
"I know he's such a soft mookie."
by Heather Philips January 18, 2013
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The Soft Nut

When a man's masturbated so many times in a day that he can no longer get a full erection, but still manages to ejaculate.
"Dude, the soft nut is my favorite nut to bust."
by BlasphemingGod November 3, 2013
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Soft cannoli

When an Italian man is unable to attain an erection to preform sexual intercourse.
Luigi left his “cannoli” wrapped up too long and it went soft halfway through the night.

Giorgia was disappointed with Alfredo’s soft cannoli, and she never called him back.
by EmotionalSupportHampster November 4, 2018
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soft lewd

Borderline lewd, but still teasing. The subject would most likely be fully clothed. Acts of soft leads would be cosplay, or strip teasing by slightly lifting up a skirt to show off them legs.
You can’t send Lewds cause they’re too NSFW, but you can send Soft Lewds, it’s not as scandalous.
by ramen_lucky! September 4, 2018
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Kitten Soft

Kitten Soft is defined as a person who has been pampered in the lap of luxury throughout their lives. They have not endured the hardships of financial strain or issues relating to poverty. They tend to have a more privileged, bourgeoisie, pampered, narrow and entitled perspective on the world. Furthermore; a ‘Kitten Soft’ person, tends to remain detached from issues of the “lower” socioeconomic classes in modern society.

This term has been socially crafted and popularized by the modern digital philosopher Adam Blackman, 2020.
Person one: If you are hungry, just order some lobster.

Person 2: I can’t afford take out food, let alone lobster.

Person 1: If you just saved your pay check you would be able to.

Person 2: You Sir are the embodiment of Kitten Soft.

Person 1: Perhaps I am indeed a mewling, yet my pampered hardworking lifestyle ensures I always have Lobster. So everyone should be able to eat lobster when they want, like I do.

Person 2: What a privileged aka Kitten Soft perspective.
by ProfessorWebMDPHD December 29, 2020
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