retro shopping

To compare prices for an item after you've already purchased it.

Jim couldn't resist buying that 2001 Harley as soon as he saw it. After a little retro shopping, he was thrilled to realize he also got a great deal on it.

by Mydaho January 22, 2007

shopping

buying a whole lot of stuff that you don't really need

i went shopping today!

by mousey March 17, 2004

Sloppy breakfast

When you wrap bacon and eggs around your penis and then a girl sucks you off. This is very common in Mongolia and is pleasure for both individuals.

Sloppy breakfasts are high quality and tasty

by Chick mag November 28, 2009

sloppy joes

Having the runs unexpectedly. Being in danger of sharting oneself.

Bill: How was the caf?
Shaun: I had the sloppy joes.
Bill: I didn't see that on the menu.
Shaun: They weren't on the menu....

by A.G.T. April 9, 2011

shopping jihad

A relentless pursuit to purchase a particular item, no matter what lengths or methods are required to secure it in the desired size and color. Includes sub-categories such as shoe jihad, jean jihad, etc.

"I don't care if they're sold out - I will not call off my shopping jihad until I find those Chanel flats in pink patent leather...size 9!"

by Anna LeStache February 22, 2010

sloppy joe

A sandwich made with hamburger meat and tomato sauce, eaten on a burger bun, you bunch of sickos.

by Hugh Johnson March 31, 2003

sloppy fish

A potentially dangerous, yet at the same time hilarious and mostly unintentional maneuver in which an individual who has inhaled too much nitrous oxide suddenly keels over mid-laugh and begins to unawaredly mimic a fish out of water.

Mikey Nitrous brought a tank to the bachelor party and 3 dudes pulled a sloppy fish.

by toolguru January 29, 2008