shoulder rapist

1. When the guy is the butt of all your jokes, constantly insists on telling you secrets, invading your personal bubble.

2. The guy that thinks you want him won't take a clue and get his damn arm off of your fucking shoulder. Usually has bad beer breath and is staring down your shirt.

This shoulder rapist wouldnt get the clue and get the fuck off of me at a club.

by PTM & HFC August 14, 2006

smoldering starfish

When you pull your cock out of a random whores ass after a good round of butt sex, you throw a lit cigarette in the gaper.

As her ass smokes and she screams you have a smoldering starfish

by Moofy and erin January 11, 2008

Shoulder Surfing

The act of eating a chick out while she is on your shoulders.

Shoulder Surfing........ 'Nuff said

by abnormallylargedick February 1, 2013

shoulderdance

A Shoulderdance is when one begins to physically respond to a musical beat with a dancing or rolling shoulder. A Shoulderdance is often seductive and facilitated by inebriation.

She's feelin' fine, she's already doing a little shoulerdance.

It only takes one drink and there goes her shoulderdance.

by Jadedcreative June 11, 2018

selfie shoulder

The easiest way to tell if a picture is a selfie, especially when the selfie taker denies it.

Selfie shoulder is where one shoulder is way too far forward in that picture because the selfie taker is stretching that arm to aim the camera back at themselves.

"That's not a selfie! My friend Reese took it!"
"Girl, that big ol' selfie shoulder says otherwise."

by Dolores Del Rio January 31, 2014

Ankle Shoulders

nice broad shoulders for a girl to throw her ankles on during certain sexual positions

Kierra: ooh look at the body on him

Tatiana: yes girl he has nice ankle shoulders too. Nice and broad

by FluffyGirlAnthem June 22, 2018

The Old Shoulder

Variation of "the cold shoulder". When someone attempts to engage in conversation with someone much younger and is ignored.

Old Dude - "Hey there, what's your name?"

Young Chick - (silence...turns and walks away)

Old Dude's Friend - "Wow, she's kind of a bitch."

Old Dude - "Yea, she gave me The Old Shoulder."

by Cram McCockin' January 13, 2010