Smedge

smegma, that shit that builds up under your dick head that looks like cheese,Dick cheese

damn i havent showered in days my smedge is building up

by Willow May 13, 2005

Smudge

Smudge, or smudging is when someone takes a poo into a plastic bag and then puts it into the freezer. When the poo is frozen it is then used for bum sex.

Yeah so, I totally smudged her. I ate a big bag of nuts the day before so it had texture for her pleasure.

by Adam Daff April 15, 2011

Smedge

A really smooth edge, particularly relating to the art of giftwrapping.

'Check out these smedges' - remark made after giftwrapping something historically well, so that the edges of the paper are almost invisible.

by Snoppy5 September 26, 2007

snidget

to stick a turkey baster up a drunk girls ass, with the effect of her feeling super emberassed when she wakes up to find it still in there

don't make me give you the snidget

by kazoo krusher September 22, 2003

Captain Smudge

Someone who always has a skid mark in their underwear.

Someone should teach Captain Smudge over there to wipe his ass, or at least wear black underwear!

by Carynmark November 12, 2009

Smidges

Awesome person who is amazing at anything. Also, has a nice nickname

Dude, nice shot, Smidges!

by pittpanthersfan October 18, 2010

smudge

The involuntary soiling of one's underwear following a a brief bout of flatulence, paritcuarly after a heavy weekend of booze, drugs and sex.

Phil knew he would have to go home and change after he smudged on the way to work.

by Horace Anthony July 25, 2003