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sloanaphobia

Cody: OMG I HAVE SLOANAPHOBIA!

Brian: What's that dude?

Cody: The fear of cool people!!!

Hot Girl: Hey Brian! You're looking pretty cool!

Brian: Thanks!

Cody: AHHHHHH!!! SLOANAPHOBIA!!! (Runs away screaming)
by sammmxobam April 22, 2011
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Sloaning

Randomly jumping in others conversations.
Stop sloaning my conversation.
by Rainstain November 6, 2019
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SLOAN Ranger

Definition - A man who films video in meetings of people before using them for his own emotional and sexual gratification.

SLOAN is an acronym for - Secretly Loves Obtaining Any Nudity

Ranger due to the fact that they are usually people who move around a lot from different jobs and roles in an effort to obtain new footage

Usually short and seedy little men with nothing better to do.
Another video ffs! Mate you are turning into a real Sloan Ranger
by BershamBackdoor October 12, 2021
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Kalyan Babu Slogans

BabuLakeBabu Kalyan Babu is the most famous slogan in offline used by PSPK fans since their ORKUT days 💥

In online few members are trying to steal that tag

But everyone knows the Offline reality 🤙

Any day ... #BabuLakeBabuKalyanBabu 🔥
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by Mahesh Babu fans June 1, 2021
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Scoratorium

The purposeful avoidance of all forms of media or communication which might disclose the results of a sporting event that an individual is recording on a  device such as a digital video recorder ("DVR") for future viewing. May also require notice of such condition to friends, family and co-workers to avoid inadvertent disclosure of results by them.
I have to stay late at work tonight so I am on scoratorium for the Sharks game. Don't tell me the score.  I have it DVR"d for later tonight when I get home.
by Oski93 October 27, 2011
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Sloan

A putrid chipmunk looking fuckwit who has turrets syndrome and thinks he is characters from various videogames. He's always in your space and never shuts the fuck up. He's completely delusional and usually doesn't even know where he is. He makes you want to asphyxiate yourself with barbed wire.
Jesus. Sloan is convulsing again on the floor, pretending to be Mario.
by 8BitMick January 7, 2018
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sloaned

The act of getting owned in an ironic manner, often accompanied by a hypocritical response to said ownage.

The definition stems from a basketball game that took place on March 22nd between the UCLA Bruins and basketball powerhouse Texas A&M Aggies. Trailing by two in the final seconds of the game, Aggie guard Donald Sloan recklessly drove into a lane filled with Bruin defenders. Sloan's complete refusal to pass the ball to open teammates led to a "shot" attempt which was blocked by multiple UCLA defenders. In the following moments, the ball was swooped up by UCLA guard Russell Westbrook and matriculated the length of the floor for a thunderous buzzer-beating dunk and 4 point victory.

Significantly, Westbrook's arguably classless dunk was preceeded a few weeks earlier by a similarly classless, last-second, off-the-backboard, alley-oop dunk against Baylor University by none other than Donald Sloan, giving the play a touch of irony. Westbrook's dunk was proceeded by a chorus of bitching and moaning about it's classlessness on texags.com by fans who had lauded the Sloan dunk weeks earlier. Hence, the hypocrisy element of getting "sloaned."
Fan 1: Pass the ball you selfish bastard!
Fan 2: Motherfuck. Donald got sloaned.
Fan 1: Westbrook is a such classless asshole. I'll sleep well knowing that aggieland is better than those left-coast pricks.
Fan 3: Moral Victory!
Fan 2: But isn't this kinda like the Sloan dunk against Baylor?
Fan 1: No, totally different.
Fan 2: Whoop!
by Sic'em March 25, 2008
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