sideways

Adj. To get into a state of rage or extreme distress.

I ate the last ding-dong and my sister went sideways on me.

by Time Waster November 13, 2002

Sideways

Being so drunk that you step so far out of bounds that you end up sideways.

Man I was sideways last night. I’m pretty sure I told the bartender that I wanted to eat her asshole.

by CKing31 April 21, 2021

sideways

To leave. Usually the scene of a crime.

My nines on my side going both ways...peel a niggas cap and then I'm sideways.

by STL_Kris January 7, 2008

Sideways Talker

Someone who can't communicate directly.

The sideways talker asked me what date it is instead of reminding me I had a deadline coming up.

by Jack Daniels 2011 October 22, 2011

sideways hokie-pokie

the act of fornication with the opposite sex.

hey bro you seem happy today... "yeah so what?"... you do the sideways hokie-pokie last night?

by [e-mail] September 2, 2010

Butt Fuck Me Sideways

A request made upon the exchange of two camels for eight goats.... this is primarily an exchange made between two incompetent individuals and involves Mia Khalifa at some point in the exchange. This is of economic and political value to citizens of three middle eastern countries; Yemen, Oman, and Jordan -> the dead sea may be enacted to drown the camels

*Says Jesus to his Disciples* I'm running low on Camels, can you butt fuck me sideways?!?

by OZSIMPSON November 11, 2019

Sideways

a way to describe an ugly female, not necessarily looks; usually said out loud and discreet for others to hear

*A 6'3", hunchbacked woman weighing approximately 260 lbs walks by you*

Dayam. Sideways!

by TheTrueDrinker October 31, 2003