Vanilla Steamer

A drink from Starbucks, but also when its cold outside and you blow a load on her face and the jizz on her face steams because it is warmer than the air.

ex 1
Person 1: Dude, I love the weather so much!

Person 2: Why, its fuckin 20 degrees outside.

Person 1: Cause I gave your mom a Vanilla Steamer yesterday.

ex. 2
Dude that vanilla steamer from Starbucks was amazing.

by TheNoNamedNinja69 March 12, 2009

Louisiana Steamboat

When you are doing a girl doggy style with a cheese wheel between her knees like a steamboat. Then you pour tobassco sauce in a live gator's eyes and mouth so that its pissed off and chasing you around, all the while you are force feeding the girl oysters, wearing Mardi Gras beads and the cheese wheel is moving like the wheel of a river boat.

Oh man, I was so wasted last night that I ran a Louisiana Steamboat on this girl.

by Candlewood Legend August 30, 2007

Whiskey Steamer

After a long night of drinking, the shit that follows the next morning, leaves burns marks on your sphincter.

Danny came home drunk and dropped a huge whiskey steamer in the cat box. Watch out for the shit streaks on the carpet.

by Simon Saiz July 5, 2007

Kimo Steamer

A development of the Cleveland Steamer. In order to push the boundaries more, the shit is deposited on the face of the the receiver.

The receiver may be awake or asleep, willing or unwilling.

Person A: Too much internet porn means I can only get off on illegal kimo steamer videos now

Person B: I hear you - it's Latvian midget albino crotch punishment for me, or I'm perma-flaccid

by Truth_Teller_Scot February 21, 2010

Dysfuntional Steamroller

It is the act of grabbing your penis and putting the bottom part of your nuts on a girls vagina and take a dump on her from her vagina till you get to her head, then you drag your butt back and smear the poop while making a dysfunctional beeping noise. Extra points for farting while in "reverse" because it is like pollution from the top of a Dysfunctional Steamroller.

Brad: " Hey Ben what did you do this weekend?"

Ben: "Well, i got drunk and finally did it!"

Brad: "Did what?"

Ben: "The Dysfuntional Steamroller."

Brad: "Did you pollute too?"

Ben: "Yep"

Brad: "Up top ben"

(High five slap)

by Maczofri January 21, 2011

Cosby Steamer

Warmer than a "Cosby Sweater" and more fashionable than the "Cleveland Steamer", the "Cosby Steamer" is for both experienced freaks and novice sadomasochists alike; but not the faint of heart. A Cosby Steamer requires one to defecate on a partner's chest after consuming a chromatically diverse meal, thereby enveloping them in a multicolored shit-sweater. It's da puddig!

Though we'd eaten it all, Sarah's sweet corn chili was too good not to share, so when her roommate came home we warmed her up with a hearty Cosby Steamer.

by Cbiddy&leGrandMichel April 12, 2011

Utah Steamer

The art of trolling outright lies, or twisted half-truths in an on-line forum political discussion by a conservative hypocrite usually an in the closet gay upon returning home after an evening spent making santorums.

1.) Mark squirmed with delight sliding across a santorum on his leather chair as he posted dozens of Utah Steamers in reply to the liberal posts on the forum.

2.) George upon returning home from his Utah Log Cabin Republican meeting furiously banged on the keyboard typing Utah Steamers to the liberal posts on the forum.

by Richard_Gozinya October 7, 2012