a shower of bastards

The collective name for a group of bastards
Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!
by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013
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Jackoff Shower

The act of using a shower as an exuse when you are with a crowd when you feel the irresistable need to jackoff.
The movie made Hunter so horny but he was with Canaan and Joey, so he took a jackoff shower.
by Che Guavera May 22, 2011
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Desert Shower

Having intense sexual relations, outdoors, during an Arizona monsoon.
You look fresh this morning, what did you do last night?" "My boyfriend and I went out in the rain and took a Desert Shower.
by ER Nurse July 24, 2011
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Amish Shower

When two people engage in sexual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged teets of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.
Martha and I found a local farmers field, a Cow and we gave each other an Amish Shower until the morning.
by Lando Calhoun October 23, 2014
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Morning Shower

The time and place where the thought process, dicision making, and day plannings occur.
I get so confused for the day if I don't get my morning shower.
by ZMC25 February 07, 2011
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Morning Shower

When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.
Guy 1: Dude, you smell like shit
Guy 2: Yea, I had a morning shower when i woke up
by hanky hanks February 11, 2010
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PB Shower

When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.
Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?

Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must

Dude 1: Obvi
by #Fresnoswag November 01, 2011
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