mild shower

when you gotta pull a quick one and take a shower where you don't wash your hair and maybe shave your legs

that hoe lexi must of taken a mild shower, her hair is greasy

her hair is greasy but her legs are smooth af, she probably took a mild shower

yo she rushed out the door and probably took a mild shower

by mildshower June 16, 2017

deodorant shower

Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.

1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."

by stemkid13 April 30, 2011

a shower of bastards

The collective name for a group of bastards

Tax inspectors are a shower of bastards!

by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013

Violent shower

A never-ending cycle of shampoo bottles hitting you, because they fell on your toes in the shower and you got pissy at them so you kicked them, only then to have them hit you again.

These stubbed toes are from my violent shower last night...

by Sircheesus June 3, 2021

Morning Shower

The time and place where the thought process, dicision making, and day plannings occur.

I get so confused for the day if I don't get my morning shower.

by ZMC25 February 26, 2011

Shower Story

Jerking off in the shower.

After seeing Tiffany's hot mom in a bikini, there would be a good shower story in the morning.

by jj321 October 15, 2009

PB Shower

When you wake up in Pacific Beach, to be specific, and are so hungover and hungry that you simply just turn your underwear from the previous night inside out and continue the party at breakfast.

Dude 1: Dude did you take a shower this morning before breakfast?

Dude 2: Of course dude, PB Shower is a must

Dude 1: Obvi

by #Fresnoswag November 1, 2011