The seltzer you take into the shower when you're in a hurry to go out and still need to get cleaned up, or want to relax from a long day.
Guy 1: Hey man, get going! We've got to leave in 20 minutes and you haven't even hit the shower yet!
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
Guy 2: I'm going, I'm going.. I haven't even started pre-gaming yet, what am I going to do?
Guy 1: No worries, I've got your solution. Take a shower seltzer.
Awesome Girlfriend: Hi honey, how was work?
Tired Boyfriend: It was stressful, my boss yelled at me and he wants me back in the office this weekend.
Awesome Girlfriend: Wow, what a day. Well don't worry, I'll start the shower and grab you a shower seltzer.
by Marit50cal July 1, 2020
Get the Shower Seltzermug. Something you do when you don't have time for a real shower. You just grab your trusty stick of deodorant, and you lather yourself in it just enough to get rid of the smell.
1: "Dude you smell funny, did you shower?"
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."
2: "Naw man, didn't have time, I took a deodorant shower."
by stemkid13 April 30, 2011
Get the deodorant showermug. when you gotta pull a quick one and take a shower where you don't wash your hair and maybe shave your legs
that hoe lexi must of taken a mild shower, her hair is greasy
her hair is greasy but her legs are smooth af, she probably took a mild shower
yo she rushed out the door and probably took a mild shower
her hair is greasy but her legs are smooth af, she probably took a mild shower
yo she rushed out the door and probably took a mild shower
by mildshower June 16, 2017
Get the mild showermug. by Viking Nuts May 20, 2015
Get the Clear Showermug. When two people engage in sexual concourse beneath a full grown female cow and are about to reach climax, the dominant of the two proceeds to milk the engorged teets of the cow covering the other in unpasteurized milk.
Martha and I found a local farmers field, a Cow and we gave each other an Amish Shower until the morning.
by Lando Calhoun October 23, 2014
Get the Amish Showermug. by Jimmy two times October 15, 2013
Get the a shower of bastardsmug. When you take a shower in the morning and are incapable of getting anything done, due to lack of sleep. Usually you end up just sitting under the hot water, which does nothing other then wake you up. Similar to a Pirate Bath.
by hanky hanks February 10, 2010
Get the Morning Showermug.