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could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
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you should write a novel

A phrase used to discredit someone's ideas or beliefs.
Cobalt: Have you heard? Worms living in our brain are making us drink unhealthy amounts of water!
Cyan: Oh, how amazing.
You should write a novel.
by Blues and Dumbness June 19, 2020
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If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?

If it is already known, do I have to tell you?
"How come you didn't tell me you two are dating?"

"If the sky is blue should we tell everyone?"
by 21_wishes_in_a_dream December 18, 2018
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you should know podcast

The best podcast you’ll ever listen to. Created by two best friends Peyton Hardin and Co-host Cam Kennedy
Bro have you listened to You Should Know podcast? They are the goats of podcasts!
by burning wreck August 7, 2023
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nm, i should have stfu

when someone is trying to explain smth to you but you don't understand, so they give up cuz they are done with you
person: hey do you wanna go to that concert?
person1: concert? whos? when ?
person: taylor swift. tomorrow.
person1: oh but I have a project due tmrw and I think I can adjust but--(bla blah blah)
person: nm, I should have stfu
by myeongli December 5, 2021
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should include the word being defined

should include the word being defined is the worst
just let me define a damn word
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should include the word being defined

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by nedlmous April 16, 2023
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Baby you should know

I won’t let you go. I’ll show you the world if you say so. Oh she’s so bad, i’ll make it last. And baby i can’t leave you aLOOOONNEEEEE WE’LL TAKE THE HIGHWAY TO HEAVEN AND I CANT WAIT TO LOVE YOU ALL ALONE
Do you ever just, “baby you should know, i won’t let you go”, or are you normal
by washmewhep washmenene August 24, 2020
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