aqua shmoo

defecation in a downstream river using the tide to wipe ones anus.

nick: yo i just took a nasty aqua shmoo
brad: and u dont even have to wipe!!!

by aqua shmoo August 15, 2008

shmob

dartmouth college term for a mob of freshmen, often found walking around together during the first few weeks of school

"We must have had like a 20 person shmob walking down frat row during that first night of orientation"

by Abbeeeee January 5, 2007

shmood

being in a weird mood

"shmood"
I'm in the shmood for....

by Highschool student July 4, 2016

Shmocktail

When you mix the smoking of marijuana with the drinking of hard alcohol.

I was sooo cross-faded last night...I had a hard Shmocktail!

by Shmocktail Ethusiast November 3, 2008

shmoosh

verb; to consumate, fuck, have sex.

"Yeah, we shmooshed last night."

-Ronnie from Jersey Shore

by btownmt459 August 17, 2010

Shmoid

An absolute complete fucking eejit with a prominent nose and a face like a smashed crab

He's such a Shmoid

by DanQuaid_69r December 8, 2017

shmood

Whenever you’re not in the mood to say mood and you’re slumped and just say shmood.

Erica says “I hate school”
Me “Shmood”

by Erica Alyssa Harris Raney May 17, 2018