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Shitty Santa

To climb on ones roof and takes a shit in their chimney (make sure to do it when its cold) so when they light a fire, their entire humbled abode smells like your Christmas breakfast. (Aka your shit)
Dude, i totally pulled a Shitty Santa last Christmas eve,when i went over to the house i did it at it smelled like shit!
by Gmoney aka Andy October 13, 2007
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shitty virgin

A girl who has never been fucked in the pussy, but has been fucked in the ass.
Sam "My sister told me Kelly is still a virgin"

Tyler "No dude, she's a shitty virgin a fucked her in the ass last weekend!"
by asswizard March 12, 2011
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Shitty Dick Syndrome

Having one's dick constantly or consistently covered in shit. Commonly found in the gay community, but has spread elsewhere.
After he started dating Matt, Rory acquired Shitty Dick Syndrome.
by Phrygian Phrasing May 11, 2008
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shitty shitty bang bang

1. Bad sex. Any situation in which you would define a certain time when your fuck was "Shitty"
(This term partially derives from the popular kids movie, "Chitty-Chitty Bang-Bang")

NOTE: this word is also commonly used as 'Pretty Shitty Bang Bang'

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Damn. That hobag gave me a shitty shitty bang bang last night.

Get the fuck out bitch! That was a shitty shitty bang bang!

All the kids that were raped by Mr. Robertson described it as a "Pretty Shitty Bang Bang"
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Shitty Clitty Gang Bang

A porno movie that really, REALLY needs to be made.
Clerk: "Okay, that's Taint Raiders 6, Barely Legal Chicks With Dicks, Adventures in Extreme Bukkake... will that be all?"

Porn Enthusiast: "umm... throw in Shitty Clitty Gang Bang and I'll be good to go."
by Dr. Long Dong Johnson August 17, 2009
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Shitty face!

Used basically like “psych!” After you have said something false to trick someone (and are believed), you say “shitty face!” For added effect, you can prolong the “ay” sound and/or drop the “s” sound in “face” entirely.
Guy 1: Yo dude, I heard Marisa likes you, man!
Guy 2: Really?! Wow!
Guy 1: Shitty face! (Or “shitty faaaaaaaace!”)
by Jose Blose February 27, 2018
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Shitty Wasted

A word used to describe your drunken state, it can also be used as a preview to what you want your night to become.
EXCEPTIONS:
1)One can NEVER use the term shitty-wasted to describe a negative experience with alcohol!!!
2)Anytime the term is used, it must be immediately followed by the term what's up. "Shitty wasted, whats up?" Which is usually sang to the tune.."what it is hoe..."
I didnt wake up in my bed this morning, THATS how shitty wasted I was last night.
Whats our goal tonight? Getting SHITTY WASTED!!
by Fran-ches-ka March 2, 2006
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