shitting olympics

the shitting olympics is an event where great shitters from around the globe enter there shitting exploits via email in hope of winning gold medals in events such as "the bowl splatter""shitting baseball"(where the aim is to spray out of the playfield" "diving"(the aim is to make as little splash as possible)

"silence comes across the crowd as young nightingale from australia goes in for the bowl spray gold medal....look at his backward and forward rocking motion ladies and gentlemen...he rocks back then forward then back then forward on his final approach...he gets lift off he sprays!!!!ITS HIT THE BACK WALL!!!!!HE HAS SHATTERED THE RECORD!!!!!!!ITS PANDOMONIUM HERE LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!another shitting olympics magic moment bought to you by sorbent and nescafe old gold coffee

by john coffee god save the queen October 18, 2008

You ain't shittin' kittens

Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.

During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"

by Atavist December 14, 2010

shitting kittens

Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.

Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!

by Kikipopo December 24, 2008

jesus brick-shitting christ

An expression meant to convey extreme surprise or disgust with a situation.

Ex 1: (Realizing you've been robbed). You: Jesus brick-shitting christ, they even took the toaster!

by Slick Bastard December 14, 2006

shitline

Another name for Hitline, a channel on the Muzak business music service. Hitline plays only the shittiest top 40 pop and hip hop music they can find, hence the name Shitline. Quick, think of the shittiest song you know. That song probably plays on Shitline 400 times a day.

Shitline is supposed to play in some places, I'm sure, but most places it's heard is because one of the teenage girls on staff slinked back and changed the music from FM One or Hot FM while the manager was out. Just think about it, no self-respecting adult would willingly force their customers to listen to Nicki Minaj making god-only-knows-what-noises-those-are or Justin Bieber doing whatever he does at ear-piercing volumes through that heavily-distorting 50-year-old set of ceiling speakers. Maybe they would at Gitmo, but not at Denny's.

Karen's enjoyment of her high-quality meal at Applebee's was disturbed because Shitline was loudly blaring from the ceiling speakers.

by Booger Queen Dairy King January 27, 2021

slitlin

adj: To obtain sexual pleasure from the act of gyrating on a raised, hard surface

"what ya doing there on that window sill?"

"im just slitlin, yeoooooooooooooo"

by Peachypeach January 27, 2007

shitting papers

To have so many essays or papers to write in a short period of time, you must bullshit (completely make up) them to get them done on time. It is so painful, it feels like you are actually shitting papers.

Thanks to my U.S. professor, I'll be shitting papers this weekend.

by Kattie December 9, 2008