Situationship

A person in a complicated relationship that is too difficult for a normal word.

Stan: Aw man, my girl is telling me she won't pay her child support!
Craig: Oh shit, seems like you're in a serious situationship!

by Meka B April 3, 2015

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Shituation

A shit situation, jammed into one.

"Oh that's a shituation!"

by laura50 August 17, 2017

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Shitcation • Shituation • shituationship • Shitation • Shituational Awareness • Shitlationship • Shitsation • shitsational • shituationalship • Emergency Shituation

situationally gay

Only engaging in homosexual activity in particular situations. Such situations could be a party, spring break, really, any event involving alcohol.

What a wife tells herself to make herself feel better. "My husband only makes out with guys because he's 'situationally gay', he's not 'really gay'.

by FunAndStuff September 28, 2008

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Situationals

a protective garment for those funny moments when you just can't hold it in any longer. sort of like depends... but for hipsters.

example 1:
friend 1: hey you wanna go see the new tina fey movie?

friend 2: sure, but let me put on a fresh situational.

example 2:

good thing we're not watching a comedy tonight, at least I won't need my situationals.

by monelisa503 August 15, 2009

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Situational Elation

Situational Elation is the feeling you get when your life is usually shitty,but something unexpectedly good happens to you!

Andy said......That Mark sure seems happy.....which is really weird because his life sucks!

Sherrill responded........Ya his life is shit....but its just a bout of Situational Elation......somebody just bought his property out of the blue and he can pay off his debts! His life is still shit,but he owes less!

by The Wiz! June 17, 2010

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