semenfoot

Stepping into semen residue in the shower.

I've got a bad case of semenfoot. That pervert must have jerked off in the shower again this morning.

by AlexAtLSC September 20, 2006

Sheena

A punk rocker, by defition. Sheena is a punk rocker. Oh yeah.

"Sheena is a punk rocker. Sheena is a punk rocker now. Shes a punk, punk, punk rocker." - Joey Ramone

by RJ Ramone January 30, 2007

Hobo Semen Eating Dude

A rare disorder related to Stockholm Syndrome where upon being mugged by a Hobo while taking a piss, the victim takes pity on the mugger and gives him a BJ. In an effort to comfort the Hobo and gain trust, the victim will swallow the Hobo's man custard. A bond develops between the mugger and victim, to such a level where, as a sign of gratitude, the Hobo returns the victims wallet (sans £60).

Mick: Dave, where you been?
Dave: Just been hangin' a piss in that seedy alley way, some cunt just stole my wallet
Mick: Right, so how do you explain the jizz running down the side of your mouth?
Dave: What? fuck that, someone get me a crowbar, I'm gonna go after the cunt who stole my wallet
Mick: Dave, face it, you're a Hobo Semen Eating Dude.
Dave: Dude, I'm strugglin'

by Steamboat Willie Dude March 7, 2007

semen

scientific name for cum, jizz, jism, man milk, cream, etc. Actually the thin fluid that transports the millions of tiny, tadpole-like daddies sperm from the testicles and out of the cock when the male is suitably excited - but fluid and content are, unsurprisingly, often confused!

Tracy's ears would always prick up when she heard the word "semen", and her eyes gleamed whenever a man was as good as his word, and she had another chance to gulp down her favourite fast food.

by kofi May 12, 2003

Ideal Semen Law

The Ideal Semen Law is the equation of state of hypothetical Semen consumed by Female. It is a good approximation to the behaviour of protein in semen under a few conditions, although it has several limitations.

Limitations :

1) The semen has to be consumed by Female.
2) The semen has to be consumed through orally
3) The semen has to be fresh(no older than 2days)

When the fresh semen is consumed by a female through orally, the nutritions in semen is extracted by digesting it. The nutrition contains protein. The protein is one of the major ingrediants for the female breasts(approx 5%). Thus, a female consuming semen will stimulate the growth of the breasts .

Equation of Ideal Semen Law
((S+20)^1/2)/(50)^1/3=B

S = Semen(L)
B = Breast(cm3)

* It is IDEAL LAW, so it is not likely to be true all the time.*

by DespairNo October 21, 2009

sement

When you splooge on a girl on any part of her body and she doesnt wash it off in time. It hardens like cement and she cries because her mom sees.

I put sement on trisha's face, and she was very upset when it didn't come off in time for school the next day.

by twitch___ March 10, 2005

semen lipstick

This can come in a solid lipstick or liquid gloss form. It can come in a range of colors from creamy white semen shimmer, pink semen shimmer, or silver semen shimmer. It is very popular amongst a group of primitive women called the clamjabls. One applies semen lipstick when it is time to mate.

Gee, I wish I had some semen lipstick. I would wear it all over my face... even in my eyes if I had the chance.

by DemonSpawnOfMaryMagdalene August 28, 2006