sheet surfing

To have sex on top or under the sheets

Man you should see the chick I went sheet surfing with last night.

by ron ron juice February 18, 2011

Sheet-wise

Being well-adept in any and all things sexual; Possessing the knowledge to perform impeccably between the sheets.

Emily: "So, did you end up doin anything with that guy last night?"

Julie: "Ya, but it was like fucking a pillow. That guy definitely didn't have sheet-wise."

by Nutztradamus June 22, 2011

Sheibani

Literal Arabic translation: The wise; elders

Today: The famous ancestry of the Al-Sheib or the Sheibani's. Originating in Western Arabia (modern day Saudi Arabia) in c. 800 AD.

His name is Mustafa Sheibani.

by Sheibani April 8, 2013

Sheet Diver

A sick and twisted person who loves the smell of their own farts so much, that they enjoy diving under the sheets after farting in bed only to get a good whiff.

After secretly watching my wife pull the sheets over her head after farting, I popped out of the closet and yelled "SHEET DIVER".

by happy hal August 10, 2017

Seit

A measure of distance used while traveling, which is how far a person can see from their current location before the road/path/river takes a bend and you can't see further. For example, from where you are at a given moment to the bend in the road is one seit, because you can "see it". The second seit starts where the first seit ended.

Pronounced "see-it". Seits are always measured in whole numbers, like two seits, ten seits, etc.

We're about three seits away from camp.

by jon_p49 March 14, 2020

Sheath Buddy

When you share the same sex partner as someone you know, such as a friend or acquaintance. While sheath typically refers to a woman’s vagina, this term may be used by either men or women as long as the criterion is met.

Example 1
Man 1: “Hey, you fucked that girl over there?”
Man 2: “Yeah.”

Man 1: “Bro, me too! You’re my sheath buddy!”

Example 2
Girl: “I can’t believe he’s such a hoe. I must be sheath buddies with every bitch in this room!”

by SoliSlays April 8, 2020

Seita

Seita is a cute, funny, smart, loveable guy who everyone loves. He is the type of person who can make your entire day with just one text. Anyone would be lucky if he even looks your way. Seita is really down to earth and will stop at nothing to become successful. He is loyal to those who are loyal to him and will always take care of those he loves. Seita is a really special guy. Maybe even too special for this shitty world. The universe gained a real one.

"You know how ASAP Rocky called himself a bad bitch? Yeah, that's Seita."

by grandadspermmyguy May 30, 2020