swing or bitch

a taunt use to get some one to fight you normally use while facing up n staring them down. Giving them a choice either swing and start or fight or be a bitch n walk away

some punk squared up on me and acted like he was top shit so i said swing or bitch, he bitched out n walked away

by odie0811 May 9, 2006

seeing george's mum

The process of getting close to a friends mother, then, whilst staying at your friends, creeping into the mothers room and fucking her senseless. Noise must be made.

"Why is John pissed off with Steve?"
"Steve started seeing george's mum"

by DanTheMan12345 March 3, 2008

Swing Dance Pendulum

A variant of the Slow Dance Chubby for those with more class. In addition to being a fun and awkward accessory, it keeps time quite well!

Partnered with the cutest girl in the class, I managed to make it halfway through "Sing, Sing, Sing" before the ol' Swing Dance Pendulum started up again.

by OminousT July 31, 2012

swinging donkey

When you ejaculate into a beanie, wear it on your face, and run down the sidewalk wile a frozen hotdog is stuck up your anus.

That man over there is quite the swinging donkey.

by Potatolobster January 31, 2014

Swinging the Scones

American slang for an act of sexual nature.

Hillary and Donald watched the fireworks on the harbour whilst Swinging the Scones.

by Redpool182 July 4, 2016

swinger dog

Swinger dog; A dog that lives down the road and is shared by families... most who live in trailers.

Swinger dog; Goliath is a big pitbull that swings with my family, screws my bitch, and lives a mile away.

by mr.b.whisker April 25, 2020

Swing Grease

Alcohol, when applied to an individual, for the purposes of swinging a golf club or similar instrument.

Yo, toss me a beer, I need some swing grease before we play the back nine.

by Bukbukbegak August 24, 2020