Stakeout

(v) To alter ones daily habits such that your physical location collides with the physical location of a person you wish to have sex with. See "The Stakeout Method" for more information

Person 1: "So how did you meet your girlfriend?"
Person 2: "I did the stakeout outside of her office everyday and casually walked in the same direction as her until she noticed me."

by Stakeoutpioneer April 14, 2015

Tube steak

Penis.

Full Metal Jacket quote: "I wanna stick my tube steak into your sister. What'll you take in trade?"

This refers to a sexual barter done both in military and prison environments, whereby one individual lubricates an armpit ("his sister"), and allows another individual to use it for simulated copulation. The armpit serves as a vaginal substitute for the penis ("tube steak"). Pressure could be varied by arm compression and flexion, for a more pleasurable simulation. "Trade" ranged from money, to supplies, to cigarettes, to chores and duties.

by Trivia Sleuth November 25, 2013

Steak and Blowjob Day

Celebrated on March 14th, Steak and Blowjob Day is a holiday for men, celebrated the month after Valentine's Day -- a holiday for women.

The idea is simple: no cards, flowers, candy or other whimsical gifts. Ladies (and gay men), you simply bestow your partner with a steak and a blowjob. Not necessarily in that order.

Dave: "Hey Bob, what did Sally get you for Steak and Blowjob Day?"

Bob: "Well Dave, that would be a big juicy steak, and a big juicy blowjob."

by The Canadian Information Minister February 29, 2004

hater steak

Something you feed haters, has to be juicy lies that will get them to bite

My haters where getting hungry so I fed them some hater steak!

by Scoto152 March 5, 2017

steak um"s

The beefy flaps that cover the female cooter (vagina).

Are those steak um"s or does her pussy need to go on a diet?

by Chip K. September 13, 2008

Steak Night

A greeting between friends

You see your friend walking down the hall, you yell out "STEAK NIGHT!"

by Mike2020 January 14, 2009

Brokeback Steakhouse

The place where all brokeback fellas, take their partners
for tube steak

Jimmi and I are going to the Brokeback Steakhouse
wanna cum ?....

by squirtdonkeys December 17, 2006