Sclouching is when you and your significant other vape through your butthole by puckering it like a little starfish and releasing a combination of vape juice and smelly infectious farts onto the face or other parts of your partner until they are unconscious or crying.
by SmushyUrbanDictionary May 12, 2024
Get the Sclouching mug.The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, intentionally getting it to sting your genital area (female or male) so as to enlarge the area, and then proceeding to have a much more pleasureful sex by scratching the itch caused by the sting.
“I scrontched my girlfriend yesterday after I found a red hornet outside”
“Wanna go scrontching later?”
“Wanna go scrontching later?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
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The act of kidnapping a wasp/hornet, making it sting your genitals (male or female) so as to enlarge them, and then having more pleasurable sex as you scratch your itching genitals during the intercourse.
“I scrontched your girlfriend last night after I found a red hornet in my yard”
“Wanna go scrontching later?”
“Erm… what the scrontch?”
“Wanna go scrontching later?”
“Erm… what the scrontch?”
by the alaskan wolfbagger June 15, 2024
Get the Scrontching mug.When a nude male partner dips their balls in hot drippy queso cheese, burning their scrotum. Then they proceeded to teabag their drippy balls into their partners mouth, which stops the burn and sucks the queso off.
by Scalchboi1 December 24, 2024
Get the Scalching mug.When you have sex with someone but do not cum inside them but take the semen, put it in a jar, ferment it for 48 hours, put it in a super soaker gun and shoot your partner in the face with it
I was scurtching with my Girlfriend the other night.
by Mr. Dinklenut January 12, 2025
Get the Scurtching mug.An individual who is not a furry and has no interest in becoming one, but interacts heavily with them (or perhaps puts up with them, depending on your PoV).
Dan's a pretty cool guy, he's got a lot of really great knowledge and wisdom of computers, and is quite active in our IT Furs Telegram group, but make no mistake he's no furry, just a Scratching Post.
by EquuiNoxxus September 29, 2025
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