school

Going to school against your will has the equivalent life-shortening effect of smoking 94,254 cigarettes. 8 hours a day times 180 days a year times 60 minutes divided by 11 minutes lost per cigarette. This calculation doesn't take into account homework, so the number of cigarettes would be even higher.

One valuable thing I learned from school is to never have children so they won't have to go through what I did.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 22, 2007

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Boring, dumb, gay, and a waste of time!

by Anonymous January 30, 2003

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a place where kids get brainwashed to to stupid stuff that doesnt really matter when you get older.

Teacher: A snake can live up to a whole year without dying.

Student: WHO CARES!?!

Schools useless.

by dsfgfddsfgsgfdsgfdsghgfhbrst August 6, 2007

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a place kids have to go to for almost 20 years of their life to sit in a chair and learn a bunch of junk.

i had so much fun at school today. i just sat and learned a bunch of junk.

by i've got the remedy August 15, 2004

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SCHOOL

An abbreviation for:
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

SCHOOL = S.even C.rappy H.ours O.f O.ur L.ives

by Lucio Soph August 29, 2010

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The Place where every minor in the U.S never wants to go to, but is required by law to show up at a certain god-forsaken-hour. Also referred to as 'prison'.

Dude! I got to go to school!

Where?

You know that place we minors all have to go to that makes us up get up at 6 to waste 8 hours of our day learning shit we'll really never use.. or we'll forget?

Oh yeah... HAHA!!

by MusicIsLifeMD March 22, 2009

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