schitz

you call someone a schitz if u you think the person suffers from a case of schitzophrenia. this disease is when a person see's and/or hears people who either dont exist or are not with them or communicating with them in anyway.

i think herman is a schitz...he is saying i talked to him on the phone last night and i didnt talk to him at all last night.
that person is talkin to air....probaly a dumb schitz.

by MaNiAc MiKe April 10, 2003

schnitzenbaumer

an otherwise sexy yet off-limits instructor of the chemical arts (aka smokin' hot chemistry teacher)

sally: Zomgkittymewmew he is so fine! and he gave us homework!
Janie: he's totally a schnitzenbaumer...

by princess gonzales banana hammock September 26, 2007

schnitzl

an alternative for shit

oh schnitzl my dog died

by schnitzl April 3, 2011

Schmitt Faced

The term schmitt faced comes from professional football player Owen Schmitt's traditional of slamming his helmet into his face to pump himself up for the game. A local apparel company (Jacknut Apparel) termed his traditional as "Get Schmitt Faced" and slapped it onto a t-shirt to honor Schmitts tradition and to pump Seahawk funs up for the game, drinking, and Owen Schmitt.

Schmitt faced, Drunk, Pumped up,

by Sportsnet2020 October 26, 2009

Schnitzel Pomp

Sausage Snobbery. When one is made to feel inferior when one's dinner sausage is outshone in the superiority stakes by a larger example on a friend's plate.

My pork and apple breakfast sausage stood no chance when I saw that Sian was eating a huge Braunschweiger. And did'nt she just know it. Her Schnitzel Pomp knows no bounds!

by Joey Crawford February 5, 2007

Chicago Schnitzel Shop

Establishment in the Chicago burbs where the roll is served before the wiener.

When you have to lay down to receive a blow job because your lop is cock-blocking your dick.

Example "My wife made me lay down to get a blow job because I gave her a "Chicago Schnitzel Shop" while I was sitting on the edge of the bed.

by Ball Snapper April 25, 2011

Saugen mein weiner schnitzel

Suck my wiener schnitzel.

1.) When a woman is giving a blow job or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " I made my girlfriend - saugen mein wiener schnitzel!"

2.) Slang for telling someone to suck you cock or (Saugen mein weiner schnitzel)

Eg.) " Why don't you saugen mein wiener schnitzel & shut up"

by Firehawk21_2001 August 25, 2012