Schadenboner

When you want to sleep with someone while simultaneously loathing yourself for finding them attractive. Not quite a grudge fuck

While she's really not my type, I hate to admit, Taylor Swift gives me a total Schadenboner

by michael9738918 November 19, 2014

Schadenfraud

noun.

someone pretending to derive pleasure from other's misfortune to fit in with their douchebag friends, but really they feel just awful about it.

Jeremy was laughing with his buddies at the video of skaters wiping out, but he was a schadenfraud, because inside he was horrified by the carnage.

by Bobakalacka March 30, 2017

SCED

Smoke Castantly Every Day

Sced before going out

by TheResearchman December 17, 2018

Schadenfraud

Pleasure derived from the minor irritation or annoyance of others.

Person A: Dude, why are you slow rolling me?
Person B: I don't know, I guess I just have a mean streak of of Schadenfraud

by Sick Variance November 8, 2010

Schecter

A synonym for a bathroom, derived from the career of Ryan Sheckler.

Wow, stay out of the schecter man, I had tacos last night.

by Big Mang Flave October 18, 2009

Fantasy Schedules

The most pointless things ever created.

Everytime I see a fantasy schedule I die a little on the inside.

by Your mom January 14, 2004

Schdenfraude

Schdenfraude is a negative, unproductive emotion. For example, if a hated ex partner breaks up with the girl he replaced you with, the feeling of delight that is washed over you is called schdenfraude.

"Ha! Kynan broke off the engagement with Elaine! She so heartbroken. Schdenfraude never felt so good!"

by Possum198 June 23, 2008