Sanittraction

The feeling a germaphobic person gets when they see hand sanitizer, a strong, unbreakable, attraction.

P1: (sees hand sanitizer) OOH! HAND SANITIZER!
P2: Man, leave your stupid sanittraction behind and get over here!
P1: No...I can't...

by Cellalola August 1, 2011

Sanjith

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you sanjith

by bobgaming20000 June 30, 2022

sahkitumi

Threnody's gay little aim sn.


To improve how gay this sounds when said slowly, I made "suhkitonmi" yea, it sounds even gayer, just liek thren. hehe.

Sahkitumi (15:11:26): I'm sober this morning...wazzup Gumbeezy in the Heezy?

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:12:23): Look, I've told you, I'm not gay, ALRIGHT? Stop asking to suck my dick.

Sahkitumi (15:13:02): LOL

Sahkitumi (15:13:16): I know you're not gay, Gumbeezy.

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:13:30): I'm refering to this - Sahkitumi (15:13:02): Can i suck your cock?

Sahkitumi (15:14:44): LOL

Sahkitumi (15:15:04): Dude, somebody obviously is an impersonation sensation...

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:16:08): Thanks, i like to keep it short, especially in the summer

Sahkitumi (15:16:37): So what's up with you today? How you livin'?

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:16:54): No, I don't like Vanilla Ice either...

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:18:06): what did you call me?*

Sahkitumi (15:18:07): lol...she's kinda quirky...

Sahkitumi (15:18:45): Should they be bannerized?

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:19:12): I like to do it like a lazy bum.

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:19:30): But it's possible to do it while dancing

Sahkitumi (15:20:58): While standing up? And...moving>?

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:21:18): A master pieve of Hitchcock!

Sahkitumi (15:22:59): So it would seem...

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:23:14): possessed peeves airlines

GumbaORGASMATRON (15:41:40): Do you like charmin?**

Sahkitumi (15:41:58): LOL


*Contains link to http://www.gametalk.com/talk/cube/egg_mania_eggstreme_madness/page01.htm , which had been flooded with posts.


**Contains link to http://www.think-evolution.com/uploads/Bearcartoon.jpg

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

Do you have any hand sanitizer?

(interjection) a remark requesting hand sanitizer, synonymous with "I just wiped my butt without washing my hands afterwards."

Guy 1: Do you have any hand sanitizer?

Guy 2: Come on, man, you just gave me a high five.

by RickBAideai April 2, 2011

spankitude

a high level of energetic attention which Steve the Cynic gives to various rhinos and monkies in his spare time.

If Steve's spankitude level doesn't drop, we may have to tranquilize him.

by YourCloud July 9, 2003

Santita

A word that is yelled when something goes bad that would mentally or physically hurt!

*fail exam* SANTITA!!!
*get kicked in the balls* SANTITA!!!

by Shimmler February 11, 2003

Scankitty

One who eats baconators so frequently that they have put enough money into Wendy's to own half its stock. Usually obnoxious and rude, with a short fuse. The suffix -kitty comes from a massive amount of chest hair.

Woaa, Scankitty, what did your doctor say about eating freshmen?
God, what a Scankitty! She just ate two baconators!

by Muahaha The Artful Dodger May 13, 2009