Captain Salt Truck

The drunk/clueless friend who always comes up and says/does something repulsive while you are trying to spit your game on a hottie, and therefore ruins the whole thing.

Man, I was totally vibing with this hot chick when Captain Salt Truck game ruiner salt drunk friend came up to me dunkenly and spilled his drink on her shoes. That was the end of that possibility.

by sjkyr4 March 11, 2009

Pound Salt

A kind way of telling someone that they should get lost, go away, or simply to go fuck themselves.

Dammit Ben, go pound salt!

by Bow Tie February 19, 2011

brow salt

the white salty powder that accumulates on the eyebrows during the day, particularly if one has especially active sweat glands

The salt shaker was empty that night, so Jimbo rubbed a finger across his brow and licked some brow salt before each bite.

by moldyoldies December 1, 2009

Salt the kitty

Encourage tips or other monetary contributions by being the first to do it.

For example, "salt the kitty" by dropping a buck into an empty tip jar with the intent of getting others to follow suit.

by Preacher-Man November 8, 2013

weak salt

Similar to that of weak sauce, simply describes something as being lame or boring.

That was Weak salt.

by Weak Salt November 17, 2009

Bitch Salt

The act in which women sprinkle their bitch-like attitudes on anyone or anything during that time of the month.

Hey Babe, are you starting your period? Yea, Why? Cause, now I know to accept what you say with a grain of Bitch Salt.

by Noodle74 July 16, 2011

salt mining

Digging for a reason to be mad

"These SJWs very salt mining hard, today."

by Morticia Gravesyde November 17, 2016