swoll cat

1.a title given to a person who is muscular or "ripped"

2. a complete fag

1. Ben is such a swoll cat!

2. He deserves to be a swoll cat.

by The mOngOse June 16, 2010

swollen ankles

when you can tell that a woman farted because she is wearing pantyhose

Dude, stop blaming me for farting! See Angela's swollen ankles? They keep poofing right before you smell it.

by Graven Sevagorn August 24, 2010

Swollen Makeout Face

Swollen lips and cheeks which occurs after a lengthy makeout session, usually the next morning. Redness or irritated skin may also occur, also known as the "Makeout Rash."

Heather, I can see you hit it off with the guy from the bar last night. I know this because you have swollen makeout face

Or - Heather you have such a gordious swollen makeout face.

by Bajunga Judge September 7, 2007

Swolly

A hot guy, girl...

"Damn that girl is a swolly"
"#22, your a swolly!"

by Sarah April 9, 2004

swolla back

Get back to me

How are you?

Homie's answerphone: 'please leave a message'
Al: 'Its Al. Swolla back'

by Al.M May 6, 2005

Swolo

A Polo or other short sleeved collared shirt that is overly tight on the arms and/or chest. Worn by guys to show how awesome and buff they are.

Dude that tight shirt makes your beer gut look huge.

Yeah, but it's my SWOLO it makes all my muscles look big, too.

by dirtydawwwwg88 February 23, 2011

Swollen Nubbins

Serious Homosexual testicular condition caused by the clashing of two different ball sacks during agressive doggie style anal intercourse

Goddamit Cam!! exclaimed Gordon, i thought i told you to lube up your back wheels!!

by John February 16, 2004