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Schoo Sucks 

An old man who sucks, has sucked and always will suck.
Schoo Sucks! He really, really sucks!

life sucks and then you die. 

The cold, hard truth. That and 42.
Example I-
Person 1: "Man...why is everything so complicated and difficult?"

Person 2: "No one knows man....all we know is life sucks and then you die. That and 42."

Example II- (subtle version)
Person 1: "This is effing retarded!"

Person 2: "Don't worry, you'll die sooner or later."

Ja Sucks 

A more than obvious statement. That's like saying Cows Moo or Ducks Quack.
It's true! It's True! Ja Sucks! Ja Sucks!
Ja Sucks by G-Union November 6, 2003

Midwest Sucks 

The belief that the middle of the United States is inferior to the east,west,south,north coastal areas.
Comedians say it a lot when they are doing shows on the coasts."The Midwest sucks.I was in South Dakota last week and asked some of the backstage people if they had a lot of Jews and they said"yup we have apple,grape all kinds of juice".
Midwest Sucks by MP5 July 9, 2010

LIFE SUCKS 

So Bad That if Earth asked me if I wanted one I'd say naw fam
LIFE SUCKS AND ITS BAAAAD
LIFE SUCKS by Dr. Dude Man January 4, 2019

things trebek sucks 

trebek: and the categories are: potent potables, foregn flicks, things trebek sucks... wait, what?

sean connery: PAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHHHHHAAAAHAHAHAHAH