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humpty squat

A reference to any technical data in which you have no idea what, who what or where it originated.....
I have fixed the problem IAW technical data Humpty squat.
by John Hooker Clifford May 14, 2017
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urban squatted

To foresee a potential portmanteau or catch phrase by data mining search engine popularity of words in attempt to be the first person to submit the particular word or phrase to Urban Dictionary for bragging rights.
John was such a persistent urban squatter that when the news came that "n00b" and "slumdog" were contenders for the millionth word in the English language, he instantly logged on Urban Dictionary and urban squatted "slumdog n00b."
by Duhnilo June 11, 2009
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squatting monkey

A woman is standing up squatting down with a man lying beneath her legs. His erection is preferably underneath her vagina the man must then thrust upwards into the vagina. At the moment of the mens climax he must exit and aim for the womens entrance, if you make it you win.
We tried the Squatting Monkey last night, I lost
by CoopDaddy1919 January 8, 2018
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Mr.Miller Squat

The Mr. Miller Squat is best used while having sex. It occurs when your partner gently bends their knees and strains so hard that they shart. It can be used as a game to see who can catch the most asshole juice in their mouth.
Yeah bro me and Jessica did the Mr Miller squat last night, 10/10 experience

The Mr.Miller Squat is a shart sex game”
by MeHaveAids December 18, 2021
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Safety Squat

When you are tired of cleaning up the mess of masturbating, go to the bathroom, sit on the toilet backwards, lean your phone on the top of the toilet, put on your favorite porn and rub it out, and ejaculate into the back of the toilet leaving a mess and worry free situation
Jayden: I’m getting tired of cleaning up my mess after I beat my meat

Zach: Just use the safety squat method and you don’t have to worry about a mess
by Captainsafetysquatter June 16, 2018
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tot squat

Using the bathroom with an emotionally needy baby in your lap.
My son wanted to be held constantly today. I couldn't put him down without him crying, so I had to tot squat.
by Fauxvirgo March 14, 2014
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Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”
by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021
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