Spud

Potato

Simply, potato
No. Other. Meanings

Don't trust the other guys it definitely means potato

Man, I'm really in the mood for some spud right now

by Spud Lord April 22, 2021

Spud

A really slow person. Usually dumb in the head

Clayton is such a Spud

by C69D69 October 11, 2021

Spud

A PC way to call patients Retards.

ALS 1- respond to 54 elm for a pt with his hand stuck in the garbage disposal,”fuckin spuds man”

by Basically an ambulance driver June 6, 2018

Spudding

The act of a person using a high performance vibrator (Hitachi Magic Wand) on another persons gooch as they hold their buttocks high in the air, all while the giver of the act is using an Orgasmatron head massager on the receiver's head.

1: Did you hear about John getting a Spudding?
2: No, what is it?
1: It's when you hold your ass up, get jabbed with a viber above the balls and have some thing massaging your head.

by xSimone April 30, 2023

Spud

A mistake... a big mistake

Ive made a big spud

by Jwi8sp94 November 21, 2021

Spud tongue

The little hanging peice or middle part of of a vagina

Holy smokes! Matilda had her spud tongue spooled out

by Barnes217 January 25, 2024

spud

A word for potato, generally used as an insult. However, potatoes are the epitome of perfection—a flawless gift from God. Therefore, being referred to as a spud is the highest honor one can be given.

Bully: “You’re a complete spud, Ronaldo.”
Ronaldo: “Thanks, bro. I’ve never been so honored.”

by dabbing_potato November 4, 2021