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the sniper

he shoot with gun and throw piss
the sniper
by chickenstealer November 4, 2020
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Stream Sniper

"Ninja dies" HES A STREAM SNIPER
by NINJACRYSALOT November 27, 2018
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Jonny Sniper

The Fourth single (second taken from the album Take To The Skies) to be released by Enter Shikari. Said by Chris Batten (bass) and Rou Reynolds (vocals/electronics) at Hammersmith Palais on March 10th 2007 to be about a cartoon charcacter from sex education videos that they saw at school who shoots condoms from cupids bow to people who are about to have sex and will save the world from STDs.

The single was reviewed by NME magazine as "the worst single written by any band ever". This was mocked by Chris Batten at the BBC "secret" show on June 6th 2007.
"It is a commom misconseption that Jonny Sniper is a man, but Jonny Sniper is not a man, he is a cartoon character that taught us all sex education at school" - Chris Batten
by TashaShikari December 29, 2008
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Clit Sniper

A guy (or girl) who can find your clit instantly without even trying. They will rip your pants off and go straight for the clit, giving you multiple orgasms and making you very sore (and very satified). Usually, he/she surprises you with having this skill.
I was at the motocross track last night, and found out Dave is a clit sniper! Who would have guessed?!
by LittleMonster14 January 11, 2011
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Salem Shit Sniper

a douchebag that goes into a men's bathroom and opens the closed door of a stall that's in use then punches the user in the nose and takes over the toilet for themselves
often occuring in the Salem area
"David was backing out a semi when Arthur pulled a mean
Salem shit sniper on him, bloodied his nose and stole the crapper right out from under him"
by J.P. Bottompig III December 17, 2010
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Snooch Sniper

One who has great aim for the target that lies between a woman's legs.
That guy Wil, he's one successful snooch sniper.
by Extra Josh March 14, 2009
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Snow sniper

An expression used by skiers and snowboarders. Snow snipers attack when their victims are stood still on the slopes, causing them to hit the deck. Do not confuse with snow snakes, which attack their victims whilst in motion.
Skier 1: *thud*
Skier 2: "Dude, what the hell..."
Skier 1: "I dunno, I was just standing there and I got snow snipered."
by Tordi February 4, 2010
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