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Keyboard Slobber

When you lazily drag your hand across the keyboard, mostly when you are drunk.
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Sober Member: I think he's drunk, he just keyboard slobbered.
by Oblifier November 18, 2009
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Canadian Slobby Dobby

The act of covering a man’s penis in maple syrup and giving him a sloppy and sticky blowjob. After he cums (in your mouth, specifically), you spit some into his mouth, and you both scream, “Oh, Canada!” while both your mouths are full of maple cum.
Susan gave me a Canadian slobby dobby in the bathroom at the hockey game last night. I think I wanna marry her, eh?
by Canadiangooseses December 18, 2021
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bustin some slob

Making out with another person in a sloppy slobbery way.
He was bustin some slob on a chick, and he didn't even know her name.
by Boome007 July 18, 2009
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slobby

short for "slower but better working people"
not being stressed out nowadays often means someone is lazy. if a person just opposes the stressful and hectic modern way of life can call himself a "slobby" person.
by E-Nature December 9, 2006
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slobber jaw

when an old lady gives you head and doesn't have any teeth so the dick just rolls around creating alot of slobber that tend to run out the mouth/jaw
Larry: "the old lady at the nursing home went to town on my dick she gave me the ol' Slobber Jaw"

Mark: "just like mom use to make"
by Mark Bash August 29, 2006
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slob on my knob

Ex: yo u better slob on my knob
by Ass blaster 1000 November 15, 2017
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Slob

a crip might say "that nigga right there reppin that dead color he a straight slob"
by Tateyana June 30, 2005
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