jet-skiied

While in the Bahamas, the occurrence of several black men in their young twenty's consistently asking you to ride on their jet ski's at outrageously overpriced rates. The consistency of these men to ask you to jet-ski with them tends to bother most passerby. Also, these men tend to be incredibly sketchy. Usually their greetings come with obscene hand signals.

'Pretty lady discount over here! Jet ski, Jet ski!" -Creepy Black Man #1

*10 yards later*

'Jet ski for the sisters! Jet ski! Here!' -Creepy Black Man #2

Me: "We've just been jet-skiied!"

by bohemianchild November 2, 2012

speed skiing

A woman rapidly jerking two guys standing adjacent to her.

"I was at this party the other night bro and I waked into what I thought was the bathroom and here was this chick speed skiing. So I dipped out as soon as possible"

by yom tang April 9, 2013

Brazillian Skiing

Snorting lines of cocaine off a stripper's ass or tits

"We went on a Brazillian Skiing trip... Now my wife is divorcing me."

by helpmefindmybaseball July 7, 2014

Handicap skiing

To give a hand job to the driver of the vehicle you're in

Also known as Backroad skiing

Greg and I drove the back roads last night and he did some handicap skiing. Almost drove in a ditch....

by [e-mail] Lumpkin July 26, 2016

tongue skiing

Performing cunnilingus, generally during the winter months

Baby, it's cold outside...show me that meat mountain so I can go tongue skiing.

by Wally Milk Toast Pipp September 29, 2017

Street Skiing

Using ALTERED skis down a high or slightly inclined street and proceed to show your skills.
WARNING: DO NOT ATTEMPT WITHOUT PROPER EQUIPMENT AND MEDICAL ASSISTANCE.

Snoop suggested that we have skiis with wheels for Street Skiing.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 December 23, 2017

handicapped skiing

When someone is riding a penis and also manipulating two other members with their hands. 4 people involved, one rider, one "ski cart" and two others to provide the poles !

Dude, last night was crazy...I didn't think Jenny was such a sick Handicapped Skier ! (<- Handicapped Skier substituted for Handicapped Skiing for context)

by STS_74 May 19, 2018