Shrek 

A large green fucking badass who gets all the bitches and fucks dragons over like the silly cunts they are, he's also got a fit as fuck wench. His dick is like the great wall of china if it were green.

Shrek destroyed my mistress last night with the great wall of china

Shrek by jejejejejejejejejejeje January 24, 2017

Shrek 

Bitter white guy with shaved head working as a short order cook in diners. Lots of social problems, mostly imagined. Perma-scowl. Slightly overweight. Between 27 and 32 years old.

Ever try to talk to that guy? Don't. He's a real Shrek.

Shrek by Preebles June 11, 2008

Shrek 

He's Love. He's Life.

I saw shrek and knew what i had to do.

Shrek by savagery696910 July 13, 2016

shrek 

Shrek is love... Shrek is life...

Shrek, It's all ogre now...

shrek by Dat veirdos December 2, 2016

shrek 

A sexy green man with a sexy green penis that penetrates its victims filling them with onion cum.

timmy: shrek got me last night...
billy: fuck i think im next

shrek by bhdsjfbxfbuies March 5, 2017

Shrek 

A child rapist that is a green ogre.

Shrek is love Shrek is life

Shrek by Trump 666 October 3, 2017

Shrek 

A swanky ogre whe wants you off his land except if your name is peaches, He recently divorced Fiona for Peaches’ thicc ass

I can’t wait till shrek visits me at night

Peaches is married to shrek

Shrek by Robin Chris April 20, 2018