Shiterbate

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

by Shiterbater August 15, 2009

Shutesbury

The crappy life of someone who doesn't get any action.

Dude- that guy is so obviously shutesbury

by kittywhiskers618 January 30, 2009

Shutenook

Pronounced (Shoot-new-ka) meaning a word so terrible that it must avoid being used. It was un-heard of until recently it was discovered in an underwater cavern off the coast of Africa. African tribes used the word (shoonoo) to describe their feelings of hate towards something or someone. It has since been developed into the word Shutenook. Many people don't yet know the word put it should not be used in public for it is highly offensive to people who do no it. It is a combination of a rude vulgar threat, and modern day curse words. It is said to be worse than using, S***, F***, and B*** at once. Use it only at very necesarry moments. It is similar to calling a black person the "N" word. Only worse.

Todd, you're such a shutenook.

I swear, if you insult me one more time I am going to shutenook your mom so hard.

by W-A June 5, 2009

SHUTEVER!

A short way of saying Shut-up and Whatever at the same time. Must be pronounced using the same utter disdain as a 13-year-old girl would use when saying "WHATEVER!" to her mother.

Hey Kelly, I saw a bunch of our old high school friends the other day...they started a rumor that you got breast implants!?!

"SHUTEVER!...these puppies are real and they know it!"

by 11atom November 17, 2009

Shitero

A shit well: an excavation or structure created in the ground by digging, driving, boring or drilling to dispose of your fecal matter (excrement/shit) from your anus.

-Ero is mexican derived

DAVIS: "Bruh!! I gotz to go's use dah restroom.. i gotz to go shit!!!!"

RANDOM STRANGER: "TMI!!! Dude!! ..The fuck is wrong with YOU?!?!"

MARIO: "Hey, Davis you wanna come down and use my shitero?"

DAVIS: Yeeeh!! Bruh!! Cause I aintz got nowherez else to go!! U a lyfe saveh (saver)!!!" _________________________________________________

MOM: "Lucy, go out clean the shitero!!!"

LUCY: "But moooom!!!"

by Maris/Madea May 11, 2011

shiterature

Reading material intended specifically for reading whilst taking a shit.

I need to subscribe to National Geographic. It would be great shiterature.

by nikkskidoo October 5, 2013

shterks

Shterks is another name for a females breats.

Woah check out her shterks

by BUCKSM8 May 12, 2016