Shat-Vac

The act of placing or smearing ones shit onto another’s vacuum filter. Therefore when said victim uses their vacuum the odor of shit shall fill the air.

Susan- “Man my vacuum really smells like shit”

Jim- “ Yeah it does smells like a fucking Shat-Vac you should check that out”

by Shitskateer December 16, 2022

shat van

(n.) The original vehicle utilized for shatting; also the origin of the activity shatting because its large size could accomodate road cones, traffic barrels, lawn jockeys, and other miasma. Originally a maroon 1991 Plymouth Voyager.

Patrick: Let's go shatting tonight.
Ketan: Alright, but I have to get gas in the shat van.

by The Tree Gremlins (Ketan Branch) December 29, 2005

Shat up

The most annoying and irritating way possible to tell someone to be quiet. Often used by irrelevent bitches who think they’re being funny but no one likes them. Usually followed by silence and dirty looks and sometimes a removal from a group chat.

john: so i was at the park the other day and saw a dog and it was...
patricia: sHaT uP
*john has removed patricia from the chat*

by thenotirrelevantbitch May 8, 2018

Shat My Pants

I just shat my pants

I just shat my pants

by AmazinGamer1273 June 20, 2021

shat mghandi

Used instead of the word shit. Only known by Adolf and Che...

Holy SHAT MGHANDI did you just see thst fat kid with the mole, stretch marks who lives near the scatty pub. Man he needs a diet, not a relationship. I mean it, he was HUGE!!!!!

by Che Guevara & Adolf Hitler October 13, 2006

Shat-twat

Most commonly used in reference to others. The physical resemblence of one's self to a faeces covered vagina.

"Sir, your wife is as ugly as a Shat-twat!"

by Basil Bastardson December 12, 2006

Shat of Hame

The hat, ideally an animal styled one, which is given to the most intoxicated in a night. The name, derived from "hat of shame", is reached becasue of the intoxication of the participants. The hat of shame generally works best at a casual piss up rather than a party.

Katie: I was pretty much wearing the shat of hame all night last night.

Anna: Do you mean the hat of shame?

Katie: No....

by Indifferent125 October 24, 2010