scissor dipper

A heterosexual male with an affinity for being attracted to lesbians.

Mel: Oh don't worry about Jason, he only likes lesbians.
Henry: He's a scissor dipper, I get it.

by theelesbianprincess March 2, 2014

Scissor-hooping

The act between two girls, one on top of the other. The top is straddling and kissing the bottoms boobs. As the bottom is humping and groping the top. (No matter how hard this may be) this act can only be preformed between two females. Or els it would be called:
Weenier-slicing

Girl 1-"So what where you and that chick doing last night?"
Girl 2-"nothing, just a little scissor-hooping!"

Girl 1-"Damn, I am so proud, you got her down and hooping!"

by Gray&gay May 25, 2014

blunt scissor

When two virgin girls on their period start scissoring.

Me and Big Booty Judy totally blunt scissored last night. Can't believe shes a virgin with them looks!

Didn't know we both used the same tampons

by BluntScissor.cum August 18, 2014

scissor shafted

When a man's genitals become dislodged from his undergarment either from size or a failure in elastic. The gonads go one way rubbing the penis that goes the other way and the under garment acts as a fulcrum resulting in discomfort

While working I felt uncomfortable from walking. I realized an adjustment was required to fix my johnson, I found myself scissor shafted.

by mr. wizard November 28, 2013

Ultimate scissoring

An enhanced form of scissors. When asses (often of two gay men) are put together, and they grind. one man (oftenly the one on top) will proceed to take a hot steaming shit on the other man, essentially shitting into the other mans ass

Me: damn did y'all see that ultimate scissoring competition yesterday?
Spencer: yeah Chad's shitting technique was on point.

by hoomin982 February 20, 2019

Scissor Guard

Like a cock bock but for lesbians

hey you where a total scissor guard last night i was hitting on some attarctive girl and you came over

by Masternonce69 June 16, 2018

Scissor Pig

Fat Lesbian... Pertaining to/ of two or more lesbian woman, who are “over-weight”. The “scissor” portion of scissor pig refers to the sexual act of scissoring, often performed by lesbian woman. Pig is self explanatory.

My gym teacher was a damn scissor pig.

by big-birdjones69 August 27, 2018