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sligslag

Special creatures found in a shithole called Ingenistan
sligslags are the true members of the shithole Ingenistan
by Czekolada December 24, 2021
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scissor house

A house where many lesbians live together.
The house next door is a scissor house now that Abby and all her lesbian girlfriends are living there together.
by HannibalSmithandBA May 22, 2022
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Scissors for hands

An expression used when someone points out that something in fiction doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter if it makes sense because it’s fictional.

In Edward scissor hands a lot doesn’t make sense, but it doesn’t matter because it’s fictional.
Why is Thanos able to snap with gauntlets
on?
Reply: scissors for hands, Bro
by Dragontaz220 August 24, 2022
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Cyber Scissoring

Acting out lesbian sex acts via the internet using a webcam.
"Whoa I just saw some stills of Casey and Joe the Lesbo cyber scissoring and it was hot!"
by kclaxpoo August 19, 2011
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Circum-scissor

The act of putting your balls in between a woman's legs and clamping her legs in a squeezing matter, thus crushing the scrotom.
"I don't need a condom, because I got a circum-scissor!"
by Birdman1 October 16, 2013
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turd-scissors

A pair of scissors kept in the bathroom and exclusively used to divide large feces into flush-able segments.
I was at my boyfriends' house last night and took a giant crap. Fortunately, I found a pair of turd-scissors under the sink, and quickly cut the problem down to size.
by Trottz January 22, 2014
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crusty scissors

Me and my girl had sex

What did you do?
Crusty scissors
by Pears February 5, 2015
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