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Ronald McDonald Hoe

noun

1. An person growing overweight due to their love of McDonalds

verb

2. When you see someone hook up with a clown/fuckboy
Ronald McDonald Hoe- Used when you see someone A, too overweight for dumb reasons, or B, going out with a clown/fuckboy.

“ Girl stop being such a Ronald McDonald Hoe. ”
by SamuSamu69 November 23, 2016
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Ronald-sexual

Being sexually attracted to any clown that resembles Ronald McDonald or is him.
Jenna is suck a Ronald-sexual that she has a 6 foot poster of him with a a dildo attached...
by Paris_ya_girl January 5, 2020
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Ronald McDonald Insanity

A Youtube video released in January 2008 that depicts Ronald McDonald in various situations while crazy music plays in the background.
As of this writing, Ronald McDonald Insanity has more than sixteen million views.
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 16, 2021
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Ronald

Getting pussy while still being an accused "stalker" and an "internet loser".
Damn, Zeek has been a straight up Ronald lately. He's browsing 5 forums and hitting up 5 bitches.
by zeek the geek February 29, 2008
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Cristiano Ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a world class player. He has unbelievable talent when he's behind the ball.

Many England fans dislike him as they believe he 'lost them the world cup'. I think it is pathetic that they still hold this grudge as Wayne Rooney was over it ages ago.

Others dislike him because they think he 'dives', he HAS dived before in his life, as nearly every player has, but football is not about who dives or who doesn't.

You think he 'dives all the time'? You certainly haven't watched him play recently then have you? He runs with such a fast pace that even the slightest contact could cause him to fall. And don't you think the referee would have him sent off if he 'dived' whenever he had the ball?
Tom: Cristiano Ronaldo is definately one of the world's best players.

James: Ronaldo? He fucking dives all the time.

Tom: Your mother dives, for cock.
by faizah December 1, 2007
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ronaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo, who plays for Portugal. He was named the sexiest player of Euro 2004 and World Cup 2006 by Gay Krant, a Dutch gay magazine. His name Ronaldo is from Ronald Reagan who was his late father's favorite actor.
Guy: That Ronaldo is an ugly cheater.

Gay guy: Shut up you moron!!!
by WannaBeCow September 3, 2006
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to ronald reagan

To cause the downfall of a communist state.
Mike: One day I'm going to take over the world and make it communist, and keep billions of dollars for myself.
John:Well I'll be America and I'll have to Ronald Reagan you.
by John Boyd February 9, 2008
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