A succession of endless shits where nothing comes out other than loud, explosive pebbles of gas and ass juice - and the occasional fetid nugget of shit.
"Oh man - this guy at work left a classic Rory Mahony in the Men's. They had to clean that bowl with a firehose."
by Rory_Mahony123 January 18, 2017
Get the Rory Mahonymug. 
Christmas Rory is the day prior to Christmas Eve. It falls on December 23rd every year and can be celebrated by opening one early Christmas gift and a trip to the pub.
Friend #1: “Hey what are you doing for Christmas Rory?
Friend #2: “We’re going out to the pub to celebrate, you should join us!”
Friend #2: “We’re going out to the pub to celebrate, you should join us!”
by pearl1000 December 24, 2022
Get the Christmas Rorymug. Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?
Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
Person 1: You remember Rory Keane?
Person 2: Yeah, Rory Keane as Hartland Snyder in Oppenheimer!
by courtofowls September 6, 2023
Get the Rory Keane as Hartland Snydermug. Rory is a dumbass who is 24/7 horny and makes the dirtiest jokes even tho he is most likely under the age of 16. Hes not a smart ass but he can come up with great ideas at times. He gets bad grades in math and 50% of the classes.
He probably posts himself on social media and has alot of friends since he is an extrovert but forgets 70% of them if they are online friends. He is annoying and chaotic as fuck, doing the dumbest things.
He probably posts himself on social media and has alot of friends since he is an extrovert but forgets 70% of them if they are online friends. He is annoying and chaotic as fuck, doing the dumbest things.
by Kagaminerory (tiktok) November 22, 2023
Get the Rorymug. The most amazing person I’ve ever met you make my day and brighten it up. You’re smile is so powerful it can do so much. Talking to you is the best you’re the only person I could talk to for days non stop you’re always listening and are always interested in what I have to say(sometimes u ‘accidentally’ ignore me) I love you so much and you are most definitely one day going to be my husband we’ll have days where things are hard between us but as long as we try to make things work it’ll work out baby everything will be okay in the end. I can’t wait to spend the rest of my life with you but for now will you be my valentines<3 -Amina:)
by anonymous February 1, 2022
Get the Rorymug. by solarcupids December 24, 2022
Get the Christmas Rorymug.