Free ricer

free·ricer: free-rahys, -rahys; noun, verb; free riced, free ricing.

1. Somebody who procrastinates crucial work in order to improve his or her vocabulary.

2. An individual who spends a majority of their time playing a game that is available on the internet where with each vocabulary question answered correctly 40 grains of rice are donated by a sponsor to UN World Food Organization.

Origin: 2008 combo; ME fre, OE fréo; c. Goth freis, OHG ; (G frei), D vrij, Skt priyá- dear. Cf. friend, Friday & ME ris, rys < OF < It riso, risi (in ML risium) < MGk orýzion, deriv. of Gk óryza

Boss: Did you get those TPS reports from Katy?

Sonja: No Boss, Katy is a total free ricer. She may never get them done, but she sure has a resplendent vocabulary!

by Arianna K. May 17, 2008

RICERS

Has...
1. Stickers that give it "extra hp"
2. Wing
3. Fart Tip
4. Front Body Kit
5. Owner says Nos (Noz)
6. Just Plain Stupid Car
7. Thinks It's Fast but really it is not

Hey, is that a shopping cart I see in the distance. No it's a ricer with a huge wing!

by Z28 and z24 October 21, 2003

flow rider

One who will, without hesitation, willingly have sex with a woman on her period.

Last night that time of the month started for my girl but you know that didn't stop me.

-Dude your such a flow rider.

by Dick Brackner April 3, 2008

ricer

A Honda Civic.

No one likes ricers, either. For more details, see drifting sack of shit.

by stiffshifter February 19, 2010

richard rider

Synonym for dick rider, only can be stated openly in public without backlash for vulgarity.

"That damn Richard Rider keeps copyin everything i do that he thinks is cool.

"Flounder from DC 101 is Elliot's little Richard Rider".

by Jeff Leeper June 20, 2008

Clit rider

Someone who steadily stays in your business, watches what you do, & constantly has your name come out of their mouth.

Damnnnn ! That girls a clit rider - she's always in my sh*t !

by RahBaby September 15, 2006

Chode Rider

A person who sits on fat chodes and and rides them till their pussy gets wet.

A person who rides fat dicks.

A person who enjoys fat dicks up their Ass/Pussy.

Ex1. Greg: hey whatsup?
Tom: stf^ chode rider!

Johnny chode ride bill till he came.

by That Baller Andrew December 24, 2006