reitano

When someone claims to be in a relationship, only nobody has ever met the alleged partner, or seen any evidence that they really exist.

MIKE: So, have you met Rob's new girlfriend?

ME: No... nobody has.... definitely sounds like a reitano to me.

by Kez 4 Prez April 2, 2011

reet

A call for a deer and it is also short for reefer

man im smokin da reet

by Jebudia Smith March 12, 2003

reet

American Northeast slang for retard

that kid is such a reet!

by Meg Anne July 28, 2006

reitart

the enhanced model of a retard

1) hi im rosie!

2) uhh... seriously

by jimmy katchedorian February 27, 2004

Reetoor

as said by Craiiig Daaaavid offa Bo' Selecta! on channel 4. means 'hello'

Reetoor, its Craiiig Daaavid ere. how do?

by Karl. November 20, 2003

Reeiipped

high from marijuana, derived from term "ripped" as used in the movie Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

man, that tree got me Reeiipped

by nate lund February 5, 2007

reetgirl

a shorten word for a retarded girl.

Dude,zoh, Claudia is the biggest reetgirl

by Brian Tran April 2, 2007