rectum resuscitation

Farting into another butt

She was laying in bed and I decided to perform rectum resuscitation on her.

by PuddinPack July 6, 2016

rectum spit

When juice from an asshole leaks out after a tremendous pounding, tends to be a milky brown paste sometimes with a little red in it if the ass hole was ripped.

Hey Kyle what happen to your face?

Kyle: it's rectum spit from Dj's ass it dripped on me,

by Stevie plug your girl June 30, 2016

rectum diver

A slang word for a proctologist

Mate, I'm going to the local quack shack to see my rectum diver for the, you know, annual DRE.

by Waddy Yablemiefor September 5, 2016

rectum wristwatch

brown stain left on wrist after fisting a girls asshole.

at breakfast I noticed tony had on a rectum wristwatch from fisting my ass the night before.

by helluvanape June 12, 2020

Di-rectum-ly

Shortened way of saying "directly in the buttocks"

That problem bites me directly in the ass/buttocks...like, di-rectum-ly in the buttocks/ass!!

by Cratered MoonUnit March 4, 2011

Rectum navigator

When a dude straps a GoPro to his dong and enters the rectum of a desired individual.

Malcolm became a rectum navigator last night when he had a one night stand with Pam

by gmoneyslaps April 22, 2023

rectum sized keyboard

a keyboard thats around the size of an average rectum.

how big is your keyboard?

i have a rectum sized keyboard, its really big!

well how big is your rectum?

by CoolGuy205 August 9, 2023