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Rectum rearranger

An individual who absolutely obliterates their enemies mothers rectum.
Holy shit, Lachlan is the most insane rectum rearranger I've ever witnessed!
by TheSpice March 14, 2021
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obese rectum

That project manager is a real obese rectum.
by Bigsexy5 November 14, 2019
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Rectum Tickler

Someone who tickles rectums. Its pretty self explanatory. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Stay away from my anus, you rectum tickler!"
by WhiteKnightLuffy September 17, 2016
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electroplasmic rectum

An electroplasmic rectum gives the satisfaction of extreme pleasure through electromagnetic waves, often registered through the rectum.

The after-effects can last 6-7 days with exaggerated spasms throughout the body, mind and (empty) soul.
Declan: I has experienced electroplasmic rectum
Demetrius Demarcus Cousins the 3rd: Dude that's kinda weird you should seek help
by registry leaderboard holders August 13, 2023
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Japanese Rectum Torture

A said rectum is enlarged by forcing an umbrella into the rectum, then repeatedly opening it to create a fat gaping crevice.
I had bum worms so I got Japanese Rectum Torture.
by StinkyBoy556 November 26, 2019
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Optical rectum Mengitis

You have optical rectum mengitis. Ben told Travis that he may have optical rectum mengitis in the motel room feb 22 in Dexter mo
by Traviseng February 22, 2021
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Optical Rectumitis

Optical Rectumitis is a neurosis resulting from having a brain fill so full of shit from institutionalized false authorities and first principles that the person is blinded to objective reality. Differs from Recto-cranial Inversion, or head-up-ass disease in that Optical Rectumitis sufferers are sucking new shit daily, while the rectocranial inverted people are hiding from new shit in old shit. Libtards tend toward optical rectumitis while conservatards tend toward rectocranial inversion.
Elon Musk's Optical Rectumitis is so severe, he thinks he can build a space port on 2000 feet of mud in a hurricane prone river delta and get to Mars by 2030 with a spacecraft that has suffered several "unscheduled disintegrations", two in 2025 alone.
by Whistle Blower0013 May 14, 2025
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