The act of shoving a hydrolic hose up someone's rectum, causing them to inflate. It is also a weird sex act that many people have fetishes for.
Dude, can you come over and give me a Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzle tonight?
No dude, I gave one to Mikey last night and he exploded!
No dude, I gave one to Mikey last night and he exploded!
by KeemisDad July 25, 2016
Get the Bangladeshi Rectal Nozzlemug. "Are you really that stupid? You must be suffering from a cranial rectal inversion. What a dumb-ass."
by BRAUCHWURST April 19, 2003
Get the cranial rectal inversionmug. The act of releasing 110% of all contents built-up in your anal cavity, destroying the toilet and all other objects within a 5-mile radius.
It was awful man, when we went back to her place I had a full rectal blowout. She had to re-paint her entire bathroom the next day.
by Los Kelbroles December 12, 2010
Get the Full Rectal Blowoutmug. While your finger is inserted into your ladies anus, you reach around and flip her clitoris about with the corner of a cassette tape.
Descartes: "What did you do last night bro?"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
Pascal: "Gave my girlfriend an analogue rectal exam."
Descartes: "Nice. So what did you serve up?"
Pascal: "Black Sabbath of course"
by squeakyfromme February 21, 2015
Get the Analogue rectal exammug. by thermidor August 21, 2014
Get the auto cat rectalmug. A medical condition where a moronic person has their Cranium lodged/inserted through their own Rectal cavity. The Cranium can get as far as the end of the Duodenum, which has been cited in a number of cases. Often, the condition is rendered temporarily, but sometimes the disorder can be lifelong and permanent. When treated, the patient may need the Perineum sutured from the initial Cranial penetration of the Rectal orifice.
Many people with Cranial Rectal Syndrome live their lives oblivious to the fact that they have the condition. Early prevention is vital. Talk to your doctor today if you think you may present any symptoms CRS.
by Rick Rock And Ya Don't Stop December 9, 2008
Get the Cranial Rectal Syndromemug. Company policies that take advantage of, generally make things harder for, or outright harms its employment staff.
Company X instituted the latest of their Rectal Enlargement Programs (REP). This REP reduced employee pay and eliminated benefits, while reducing staffing and increasing workloads. This time they didn't even issue a jar of vaseline with it !
by SkiDale September 25, 2006
Get the Rectal Enlargement Programsmug.