A Rig Ratchet (or wax ratchet) is a highly specialized ratchet unique to the dab / hash culture. The rig ratchet can often be found nude or half nude on Instagram or Snapchat, smiling like a doughnut while billowing out clouds of questionably attained cannabis smoke. They can be further identified by their cries of "I never pay for dabs" while they brandish "hetti" glass provided by suitors.
When a rig ratchet enters the larval stage, she tries to attach herself to a self proclaimed "extract artist" by means of exposed mammary glands and suggestive social media posts. When a suitable mate has been identified through the "like" and "poke" system, the rig ratchet will metamorphose into a faux trap queen, believing herself to be vital to to her "bae"'s continued black market drug peddling.
They will continue to feed off of their "extract artist" until a stronger mate makes themselves known or until the rig ratchet can no longer solicit attention from competing mates. This may or may not include producing offspring with said "bae", often not knowing who the father is until the moment of birth. This process can be substituted or supplemented by infecting the "extract artist" with an incurable sexually transmitted infection (herpes being the most common weapon in this arsenal)
When a rig ratchet enters the larval stage, she tries to attach herself to a self proclaimed "extract artist" by means of exposed mammary glands and suggestive social media posts. When a suitable mate has been identified through the "like" and "poke" system, the rig ratchet will metamorphose into a faux trap queen, believing herself to be vital to to her "bae"'s continued black market drug peddling.
They will continue to feed off of their "extract artist" until a stronger mate makes themselves known or until the rig ratchet can no longer solicit attention from competing mates. This may or may not include producing offspring with said "bae", often not knowing who the father is until the moment of birth. This process can be substituted or supplemented by infecting the "extract artist" with an incurable sexually transmitted infection (herpes being the most common weapon in this arsenal)
That girl is such a nasty rig ratchet, as if she'd even be able to find dabs if she hadn't infected that drug dealer.
by ArtfulDabber April 30, 2016
Get the Rig Ratchetmug. Adjective describing a person who is exhibiting a finely balanced combination of fancy dress and ghetto behaviors. Similar to Ghetto Fabulous with a different feel.
The "dapper" side can include a debonair and classy aesthetic with tailored dress and thoughtful appearance.
The "ratchet" side is usually influenced by a high consumption of intoxicants which causes behavior to deteriorate or change steadily through a series of irreversible steps.
The "dapper" side can include a debonair and classy aesthetic with tailored dress and thoughtful appearance.
The "ratchet" side is usually influenced by a high consumption of intoxicants which causes behavior to deteriorate or change steadily through a series of irreversible steps.
That dapper ratchet bitch threw a prosecco bottle off my roof while wearing pearls and a corset on Sunday morning.
He is so dapper ratchet that he protected his fancy vest while throwing up over the balcony railing.
He is so dapper ratchet that he protected his fancy vest while throwing up over the balcony railing.
by DapperRatchet June 4, 2016
Get the dapper ratchetmug. The circle that is made when socially undesirable people gather around a bonfire while drinking, smoking and using profanity, usually in the presence of children, while in public view of others.
Carey: Hey Tommy, did you see the ratchet ring assembling over at Darlene's house for tonight's ratchet party? Tommy: Im sure only the finest will be in attendance.
by Tennessee Shine July 8, 2015
Get the Ratchet Ringmug. A nickname for someone who is acting stupid, usually in a destructive way.
Name gets its origin from Wreck-It Ralph.
Name gets its origin from Wreck-It Ralph.
My friend Jake is so hammered he started smashing beer bottles against the wall and howling.
Yo Jake, you are legit Ratchet Ralph.
Yo Jake, you are legit Ratchet Ralph.
by finnrmyman November 2, 2022
Get the Ratchet Ralphmug. The odorous, foul liquid that covers the floors of bars or clubs that are known to be "ratchet". Composed primarily of spilt beers and mixed drinks, bodily fluids such as urine and or vomit, cigarette butts, ashes, broken glass, cigarillo contents and any other various liquids or trash that made it to the floor. Ratchet juice will lightly coat shoes leaving a ratchet smell behind in the morning. Avoid Ratchet Juice as is possible. A public example of Ratchet Juice would be the mix of ratchetness that covers Bourbon Street during Mardi Gras.
"Since we are going to the ratchet bars I will wear my work shoes, as not to get ratchet juice on my nice pair"
"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"
"Shelby dropped her phone into the ratchet juice and contracted cholera attempting to retrieve it"
by StealthHugs January 6, 2015
Get the Ratchet Juicemug. Sarah: Hey Jessica, were you invited to Starr's ratchet party tonight? Jessica: Starr knows not to invite me, I'm not a ratchet, I wouldn't be caught dead shaking my booty in front of others.
by Tennessee Shine August 7, 2015
Get the Ratchet Partymug. n. Female version of Douche-bag.
A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.
A girl so clueless and lost in her own sense of misplaced greatness that she doesn't realize how big a waste of flesh she is.
Paris Hilton is such a "snatch ratchet, " she's famous for the stupid look on her face, brainlessly following every trend, and having no real worth on a human level to anyone except to be the punchline of jokes.
by The New OED October 6, 2009
Get the Snatch Ratchetmug.